Neat-Neat-Neat

Lance: Keith, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Keith: (nervous gay laughter) Um………………. neat!

(later)

Keith: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Shiro. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!

Shiro: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Allura confessed to me?

Keith: Didn’t you like, thank her?

Shiro: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked her.

Baby Driver

this movie is flawless and here are some reasons why:

  • the whole soundtrack
  • the entire beginning sequence
  • when Griff (Jon Bernthal) gets in the car during the first heist and points forward and Baby slams it backwards
  • sign language
  • Joe made me so happy?
  • also when he signed “who’s the girl?”
  • Ansel Elgort’s lips? blocked
  • you can hear his tinnitus (ringing sound) when he’s not listening to music
  • you can’t hear his tinnitus when he’s with Deborah
  • when he takes one ear bud out the music shifts to one side
  • Kevin Spacey. just overall. i love him
  • “what the fuck?”
  • when he goes to get coffee and he’s listening to Harlem Shuffle by Bob & Earl you can see the lyrics graffiti-ed on the walls and poles and stuff behind him as he’s walking
  • when Baby is ordering coffee and he goes “yeah yeah yeah” in time with the song
  • Baby reciting back the entire plan and then looking at Bats and going “questions?”
  • “That’s my Baby.” “Fuck yo’ Baby.”
  • the gunshots are perfectly in time with the music during every fight sequence
  • when Buddy cocks Darling’s gun for her
  • Darling’s outfits
  • she’s also rly pretty the fuck
  • Brighton Rock??? What the fuck???? so good I love Queen
  • “And you’re in a pink and sparkly mood?” “I am now.”
  • Every time Baby smirks I wanna punch him
  • the sunglasses scene
  • the scene where he’s running away from the cops is just as intense as the car chase scenes and the gun fights
  • Simon and Garfunkel’s Baby Driver is so catchy fuck
  • “Wait, I have to start the song over.”
  • When he goes into the diner and it starts playing When Something Is Wrong With My Baby
  • Baby singing along to Neat Neat Neat
  • “Now you know I hate taking candy from Baby…”
  • Jamie Foxx’s character was unpredictable, and a little unnerving. He wasn’t like terrifying but there definitely were moments where I wasn’t sure what he was gonna do and it made me nervous
  • side note my dad was peeing when Bats died and when he came back and I told him Baby killed Bats he went “ah, good.”
  • “You took something from me that I love, now you know I gotta do the same to you.” Oh yea for sure he’s gonna shoot Deb- FUCK
  • that part was honestly so good I spent like 5 minutes with my mouth hanging open like fuck you Buddy you can’t take that away from him :’( 
  • but it also shows that Buddy really understood Baby and remember that he kinda stood up for Baby and they were bonding a lil with music and stuff it just shows how unpredictable he was
  • I have legitimately been listening to the soundtrack for this movie since I saw it a week ago today
  • his name is Miles
  • if Edgar Wright and James Gunn made a movie together I would die immediately upon entering the theater

don’t worry I’ll see this movie 8937459 more times so expect more of this

  • Magnus: Alec, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Alec: (nervous gay laughter) Um……………… neat!
  • (later)
  • Alec: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Jace. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!
  • Jace: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Clary confessed to me?
  • Alec: Didn’t you like, thank her?
  • Jace: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked her.
  • Mingyu: Wonwoo, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Wonwoo: *Nervous gay laughter* Umm... Neat!
  • [Later]
  • Wonwoo: *Lying face down on his bed* I can’t believe I said "Neat", Joshua. "Neat." Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
  • Joshua: *Idly turns manga page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Jeonghan confessed to me?
  • Wonwoo: Didn’t you like, thank him?
  • Joshua: *Closes manga to stare at the ceiling* I thanked him.
Superfamily

Wade: Peter, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Peter: (nervous gay laughter) um………………………………. neat!

(Later)

Peter: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, dad. ‘NEAT.“ Nobody says 'neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m……. a huge loser!!!

Tony: (idly turns magazine page) hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened in that story I told you about when your father confessed to me?

Peter: didn’t you like, thank him?

Tony: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked him.

Ten: Johnny, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Johnny: *Nervous gay laughter* 

Johnny: Umm… Neat!

[Later]

Johnny: *Lying face down on his bed* 

Johnny: I can’t believe I said “Neat”, Hansol. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Hansol: *Idly turns manga page* 

Hansol: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Yuta confessed to me?

Johnny: Didn’t you like, thank him?

Hansol *Closes manga to stare at the ceiling* 

Hansol: I thanked him.

  • Vanoss: Delirious, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Delirious, nervous laughter: Umm… neat!
  • [later]
  • Delirious, lying face down on his bed: I can’t believe I said “neat," Luke. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!
  • Cartoonz: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Ryan confessed to me?
  • Delirious: Umm, didn’t you thank him?
  • Cartoonz, staring into the distance: I thanked him.
  • Eunwoo: Binnie, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Moonbin: (nervous gay laughter) Um………………. neat!
  • (later)
  • Moonbin: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, MJ. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!
  • MJ: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Jinjin confessed to me?
  • Moonbin: Didn’t you like, thank him?
  • MJ: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked him.
  • [After winning a VMA]
  • Lauren: Camila, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Camila: (nervous gay laughter) Um...neat!
  • [later]
  • Camila, lying face down on her bunk: I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Dinah. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m such A huge loser!
  • Dinah, idly taping on her phone: Hey, don’t beat yourself up, Walz. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Mani confessed to me?
  • Camila: Didn’t you like, thank her?
  • Dinah, turning off her phone to stare at the ceiling: I thanked her.
So I Google translated the song "Sincerely Me" into a bunch of different languages and....

Connor:Dear Evan Hansen
We are animals
Everything is crazy.
Our job is not like that.
But every night I have to tell you what you think.
I’m depressed with nipples and I’m having fun.

Evan:Why are you arrested?

Jared:I mean the truth.

Evan:It must be very good. This email is a real friend. I … I want to

Connor:I must say that life is difficult for you.

Jared:It’s difficult?

Connor:This is wrong?

Jared:This is bad?

Connor:It’s difficult.

Jared:Ruthin!

Connor:I do not have my life and so on.

Jared:Very special

Evan:Why are you getting up!

Connor:I love my parents.

Jared:Who said?

ConnorI love my parents.
But there is another war every day.
When I quit smoking
Then everything will be all right.

Jared:Drug Addiction

Evan:Good!

Connor:When I quit smoking

Evan:war

Connor:When I quit smoking
Then everything will be all right.
I’ll have your thoughts.
I’ll try to make it fun.
I’ll keep on.
Sug.

Because everything came back
You can change it easily when you know it.
You may think that you can do what you want.
Neat

Jared:We are

Evan:I can not send it to you. I want to prove that he is a good friend.

Jared:My God

Evan:Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes, I heard the interview.
Do not take medicine.
Breathe deeply.

Jared:in

Evan:Upload the most beautiful photos

Jared:There is!

Evan:I’m worried about my experience in the forest.

Jared:all

Evan:My friend, I’m happy.
Weight
You visit.
I get it.

Connor:Hang on!

Connor + Evan:Because everything came back
You can change it easily when you know it.
You may think that you can do what you want.
Neat

Connor:My sister is sex.

Evan:What happened?

Jared:My face

Connor:Dear Evan Hansen,
Thank you for submitting the entire text.

EvanDear Connor Murphy,
I’m glad you’re my friend.

Connor + Evan:A friend is more than a friend.
Media Communication

Evan:But since we’re not gay

Connor:No, not because he’s gay.

Connor + EvanWe’re close to that.
I’m the only one who loves my father.

Connor:Indeed!

Evan:Come every day.

Connor:We need to improve every day.

Connor + EvanEvery day gets better.

Everyone:Hey Hey!

Because everything came back
You can change it easily when you know it.
You may think that you can do what you want.
Sincerely

I really like this.

Neat
Neat
Neat
Neat

  • Seongwoo: Daniel, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Daniel: *Nervous gay laughter* Umm... Neat!
  • [Later]
  • Daniel: *Lying face down on his bed* I can’t believe I said "Neat", Jisung. "Neat." Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
  • Jisung: *Idly turns magazine page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Sungwoon confessed to me?
  • Daniel: Didn’t you like, thank him?
  • Jisung: *Closes magazine to stare at the ceiling* I thanked him.
  • Yixing: Baekhyun, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Baekhyun: (nervous gay laughter) Um………………. neat!
  • (later)
  • Baekhyun: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Junmyeon. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!
  • Junmyeon: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Kris confessed to me?
  • Baekhyun: Didn’t you like, thank him?
  • Junmyeon: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked him.

*After winning a the battle*

Trini: Kim, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Kimberly: *nervous bisexual laughter* Um…neat!

*later*

Kimberly, lying face down on her bed: I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Jason. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m such A huge loser!

Jason, idly taping on his phone: Hey, don’t beat yourself up, Kim. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Billy confessed to me?

Kimberly: Didn’t you like, thank him?

Jason, turning off his phone and stares at the ceiling: I thanked him.

neil: andrew, i’m so happy i could kiss you!

andrew: (nervous gay laughter) um……………. neat!

(later)

andrew: (lying face down on his bed) i can’t believe i said ‘neat’, aaron. ‘neat.’ nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! it’s the goddamn 21st century!! it’s not neat to say neat, but i said it anyway because i’m! a huge loser!

aaron: (idly turns textbook page) hey, don’t beat yourself up. everyone gets nervous sometimes. remember what happened when katelyn confessed to me?

andrew: didn’t you like, thank her?

aaron: (closes textbook to stare at the ceiling) i thanked her.

Betty: Ronnie, I’m so happy I could kiss you! 

Veronica: (nervous gay laughter) Um……………… neat!

 (later) 

Veronica: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Cheryl. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser! 

Cheryl: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Sabrina confessed to me? 

Veronica: Didn’t you like, thank her? 

Cheryl: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked her.