National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #3
  • Slytherin to any other house at a Christmas party they're hosting: "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of no where and leave you for dead?"
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Marksandrec’s Super Dooper Popcorn Party #226

(Happy holidays!) (Dialogue from Christmas Vacation.)

[ Dazai loitering around Chuuya’s place during Christmas-time. ]

Chuuya: Can I refill your eggnog for you, Dazai?

Chuuya: Get you something to eat?

Chuuya: Drive you out to the middle of nowhere….

Chuuya: ….And leave you for dead !?!

Dazai: /Reclining, arms behind his head, looking smug and satisfied.

Chuuya’s house: /An absolute disaster, which is clearly Dazai’s doing.

Dazai: Nah. I’m good~!