• Peter: hey Mr. Stark, did you get my report?
  • Tony: yes i looked it over, nice work.
  • Peter: alright, good. thanks dad.
  • Avengers: ...
  • Peter: why is everyone staring at me?
  • Natasha: you just called Tony dad. you said "thanks dad"
  • Peter: what? no, i didn't. i said "thanks man"
  • Tony: do you see me as a father figure, Parker?
  • Peter: no. if anything i see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me
  • Tony: hey! show your father some respect!