College Confession #45
I was sitting in the lounge in the student center when all of a sudden, a guy came out of one of the club rooms running while screaming “BECAUSE I’M JOHN CENA!” and proceeded to jump over a set of small walls that separate the lounge from the main hallway. Instead of sticking the landing, he fell and hit the tile floor.
I haven’t seen him since he broke his shoulder and I had to send him off to the hospital. Now there’s a sign on the walls saying “No Stunts Allowed”.
- Naugatuck Valley College