My fellow gays! It's 2016...

We get it! You’re gay and don’t like vaginas (repeat after me: v-a-g-i-n-a. Now keep saying it until you can do so without squirming or making stupid pseudo-disgusted faces.) However, the whole thing where you think you’re being funny and or sassy by shitting on a very important piece of anatomy is not only misogynistic as fuck, it makes you look like a completely ignorant ass-hat. So as the year continues please make an effort to unlearn this childish and toxic behavior because it ain’t cute.


A fellow Gold Star Gay that’s sick of y'all doing this shit.

I was thinking today about maruma and the references to Winnie the Pooh. We can start with Wolf’s honey blonde hair and his nickname wagamama puu, what means puu from pu-rin-su (prince), but it’s obviously a hint about Winnie the Pooh. She also made him wear bear hats many times.

We have honey, we’re are the bees? Something better, we have bearbees. And looking at them I realized they can be a somewhat combination of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet xD

And they’re the children of our previously mentioned papa bear and the king.

I love Wolfram, and I like the bearbees too… my only issue is I hate that stupid bear Winnie the Pooh. But it’s clear T-sensei likes him, and it’s cute to think about Yuuri calling him honey-chan, and now I want to nickname Wolfie papa bear officially forever.

I’m pretty sure there’s something wrong with the scale of that ship, but whatever.

Who am I kidding. Even using my super-fast robotic AUTHOR AVATAR, I barely have time to do anything.

Maybe I’ll just level up these kids before they go, and that’s it.

They’ve earned it after all, don’t you think? 

If it’ll make them relevant again, sure, go for it.  It’s about fucking time.

Well, that’s exceedingly dramatic.  Also what the fuck is “Revenge of Doctor Ragnarok” supposed to even mean?  He must just be drawing random words out of a hat.

…Sayonara Kansas? The fuck?

Also isn’t she so stupid powerful due to the sprite and first guardian powers that these new levels are basically peanuts anyway?

You don’t get boondollars anymore. That shit is for babies now.

Instead, you are finally ready to have your first ACHIEVEMENT BADGE sewn on to your KIDDIE CAMPER HANDYSASH!

You each receive the badge GIFT OF GAB, enabling you to engage in simple, direct dialogue with others, without requiring any gimmicks to facilitate communication. You don’t need to type through a chat client, or talk to a sprite, or traverse through a memory in a dream bubble, or wander around in an interactive game environment, or any of that stuff.

You seriously never thought you would live to see this achievement unlocked. It almost feels like cheating. Like conversing in god mode. 

Again, how the fuck did they exist in life without being capable of talking to people in person?  Seriously what if John needed to go to the store to pick up some Cheetos or something?  Did he have to hand a note to the cashier or something?  Sounds very inefficient.

anonymous asked:

I'm going to be shocked if Merlin doesn't make at least one appearance. It makes perfect sense for him to be in the Underworld right now and Killian probably feels horrible about what he did. There are too many unanswered questions around Merlin. Why does he have a mansion in SB? Why the HELL did he make that stupid hat? Why was he brewing a dark curse? If we don't AT LEAST see the Apprentice again and get some answers, I'm not going to be pleased.

I think the Apprentice is in one of the episodes, but don’t quote me on it, because I’m not sure. 

i have tons of questions for Merlin. And the list is so long. This is the time when I should be breaking out my unfurling parchment edit, but I can’t find it, so you get the idea!

anonymous asked:

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates. That's 'cause you were able to make another trip around the sun! *gasp* And all your friends now gather 'round for gifts and laughter do about and we'll sing this stupid song! happy birthday! now you're one year older! Happy birthday! Your life stiff isn't over! Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much (not)! But you didn't die this year so I guess that's good enough! *banjo solo*

amazing!!! thank you so much!!!!  *:・゚✧

cosmic-cider asked:

dont say that!! you are so nice and fun to be around!! i havent been you friend for long, but i have been long enough to see how nice you are!!

than k you so much but like.,,,,,,,,,, , , i keep making promises i cant keep, i always let my emotions take over me adn then i lash out at ppl for stupid things and i keep forgetting to reply to messages and so much more like,,,,,,,,,……… i dont even know wh y i do them i just do adn i hat e it and i hate me im just suchj an awful person idk why i even try anymore….. . ive always been this way adn no matter how much i try im still the same as always and now im rambling again and im probably making no sense but whatevber i dont even care if people understadn me anymore…..,,,,,,,

,…… but still thank u it rly does mean a lot thta u would take the time to write me such a nice msg ////im really sorry that im not makign much sense rn idk i just cant talk right im sorry im really sorr y

10 Qs, 10 People

Tagged by @megilhirile :D

1.What was the last movie you saw? Saw Lazer Team (aw yeah @roosterteeth) theaters a couple weekends ago; re-watched Mad Max: Fury Road for the 100th time last night

2. What was the last song you listened to? It was either “Cake by the Ocean” by DNCE or “Cicatriz ESP” by The Mars Volta. Very different songs that are both great 

3. What was the last show you watched? Super Bowl 50? A @markiplier Let’s Play? Actual TV show..probably “Sleepy Hollow” like 2 months ago

4. What was the last book you read? Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cory O’Brien

5. What was the last thing you ate? Pulled pork from Costco, mashed sweet potatoes, Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies

6. If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?Probably Paris but only if all my friends and decent family could be there with me

7. If you could pick a decade to travel back to in time, what would it be? I’m not sure I would because I’m kind of a fan of having rights.

8. If you won the lottery and millions in cash, what would be the first thing you would do? Pay off all our debt, pay off my mother’s house, buy her a house close us here in Denver, Brownstone in Brooklyn, A full body MRI. 

9. Which fictional character would you like to hang out with for a day? Maybe Hermione Granger though I feel like she would be too busy for another more than a coffee and quick chat. Alistair Theirin as long as it’s on Earth and not Thedas and I can introduce him to a whole new world…of CHEESE! Margaery Tyrell if she really was basically Natalie Dormer and would take me dress shopping. 

10. What was the last fandom you joined? Definitely @markiplier. Big time, hardcore, no turning back. There’s a reason I haven’t really watched TV for a while.

Originally posted by markipliergamegifs

I tag: @kylenek @solvingpuzzles-savingtheday @semipreciousstone @mistervaliant @nerdforestgirl @positivityandpaperstars And encourage anyone who wants to fill it out for yourself!

anonymous asked:

"DANIEL GILLIES hat retweetet" So... you're German?

Oh now I get it. I´m currently in Germany visiting a friend who is studing there and I used his computer that´s why it´s on German. Also, I speak a little German so it wasn´t that hard to use. Sorry for being so stupid earlier :D

Weird fun fact time, back when I was little, there is a town that I used to travel to a lot, almost every summer. However, I stopped going when I was around 12 due to personal reasons.

I went back there during my mid teens once, it reminding me of Forks from Twilight. (I was stupid and liked Twilight back then, alright!) A part of me hoped to be on an adventure or something. Despite not finding a glowing human disco ball, I had a fun time and visited some of my realities, including riding on trikes in the woods.

    And now, associate it more with Gravity Falls. And I want to go back there one day, wear my Dipper hat and hike in the woods. Oh, boy; the times have changed. xD

The beginning opening of Bella driving through the town, dull as rocks as it is, reminded me of that.

I can’t believe I agreed to this. i can’t fucking believe that I agreed to this. Mitchell is cute, but he’s not that cute.

Who even does this? Exercise is terrible to begin with. Don’t even get me started on running. Who’s chasing you? No one! The clothes are weird and expensive. It’s basically a secret club that no one really knows how to join.

Oh Sweet Georgia Brown, am I one of them now? I paid for this damn suit. I mean, I had to. I couldn’t rent it. It’s only been five minutes and I’ve sweat through this thing faster than a tween waiting backstage to meet Justin Bieber.

Mitchell is pretty cute though. That red brings out his eyes. And that stupid hat is adorable. I’d rather just watch this class, but I guess it’s a fun story to tell.

Who would even think this is a class? New York is always full of surprises, isn’t it?

OK. I can admit, the music is catchy, and the moves are pretty easy to follow along. I could see myself doing this at home. Some light stretching and then a little cardio thrown in.

I still don’t know why I had to dress up like a bunch of grapes for this boxing class though…. I’ll have to ask Mitchell.

I can’t wait to tell Lisa and Beni about this. They’ll never be able to guess what we did this morning when I tell them we took a Fruit Punch class at the YMCA.

Oh my god!

Fruit. Punch.

I get it.

I have a stupid idea based on my own experience.

Basically, I’m quite pale because I rarely go out in the sun. That’s because I have this very weird thing that I constantly sneeze like crazy (like I guess when it’s too bright, my sinus gets weird?). And a lot of my friends joked that I’m a vampire and I’m allergic to the sun. [NOW I wear transition lens so I’m…ok? when I go out)

So yeah. Instead of burning up into ashes, vampires sneeze uncontrollably hence they have to wear sunglasses  and hats and its damn hard to find one in board daylight unless they have the sniffles.

@kokonoku doesn’t know about my 20 dollar shame meme hat but he edited my icon and it’s my penance of loving this stupid meme that I need to use this icon for at least a month or so now and bathe in it

I sometimes feel like I should apologize to my dad for cutting him out of my life even though he was neglectful and abusive for the entirety of my childhood. I see other girls my age with their dads and they do things together and sometimes they’ll even hold hands or something and I really miss the feeling of those rare good times sitting in my dads lap with my head on his chest and breathing in his smell. sawdust and metal and tobacco and beer and outside and old camping bags. my dad is (well, was) no joke a rodeo cowboy and he wears a stupid cowboy hat and boots every day all the time and I used to think it was so cool because none of the other dads dressed like that. but now whenever I see cowboy stuff or horses or hear Chris ledoux songs it just makes me cry. I miss when I was just oblivious to everything. I miss when I was ignorant enough to think he loved and cared about me. I just miss having a dad, but I don’t miss him. idk this is rlly long and rambly sorry ignore me


Thanks for taggind me, @kokorodokidoki ^-^ (and sorry for just doing it now)

  1:What are you wearing? Pajamas

­  2:Ever been in love? I am

­  3:Ever had a terrible breakup? Was terrible at the time, but now I think it was all stupid

­  4:How tall are you? 170cm

­  5:How much do you weigh? 48 kg

­  6:Any tattoos do you want? Never

­  7:Any piercings that you want? Never

­  8:OTP? Kou and Futaba

­  9:Favorite Show? HTGAWM

­  10:Favorite bands? I don’t have

­  11:Something you miss? My cute boyfriend

­  12:Favorite song? I don’t have

­  13:How old are you? Almost 18

­  14:Zodiac sign? Pisces

­  15:Hair Color? Brown

­  16:Favorite Quote? I don’t have

­  17:Favorite singer? I don’t have

­  18:Favorite color? Pink

­  19:Loud music or soft? Soft

­  20:Where do you go when you’re sad? Room

­  21:How long does it take you to shower? 40 minutes or more, lmao

­  22:How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 15 minutes

­  23:Ever been in a physical fight? Only when I was a child

­  24:Turn on? Music

­  25:Turn off? Ignorant people

­  26:The reason I joined Instagram? To socialize

­  27:Fears? Death due to health problems

­  28:Last thing that made you cry? Can’t remember

­  29:Last time you cried? I have no idea

­  30:Meaning behind your name: Just wanted an anime tumblr

­  31:Last Manga you read? Golden Kamui

­  32:Last song you listened to? Yann Tiersen - Comptine d’un autre ete

­  33:Last show you watched? Dunno

­  34:Last person you talked to? My love

­  35:The relationship between you and the person you last texted? Love ♡

­  36:Favorite food? Pasta with chickpea with olive oil, or just pizza

­  37:Place you want to visit? Japan

­  38:Last place you were? Can’t remember

­  39:Do you have a crush? Yes, and luckily he loves me too ♡

­  40:Last time you kissed someone? 21 january 2016

­  41:Last time you were insulted and what was it? Lmao, I don’t know

­  42:What color underwear are you wearing? Purple

­  43:What color shirt are you wearing? Pink

­  44:What color bottoms are you wearing? Purple

­  45:Wearing any bracelets? No

­  46:Last sport you played? Can’t remember

­  47:Last song you sang? Instrumental of Heart of Courage (Does it count?)

­  48:Last prank call you remember doing? When I was a child I called someone and said that their son impregnated my daughter

­  49:Last time you hung out with anyone? 21 january 2016

­  50:Favorite movie? Maybe Intouchables, or V for Vendetta, or The Wave

I tag: @pr1nc3-ed, @just-another-straw-hat-pirate, @animebigworld, @anime-domination, @pidgenos and @timidb. Only do it if you want!

anonymous asked:

your anti-kin post "making fun of triggers" post gives me major anxiety and really triggers my bpd. I don't even know you, but I feel like you hate me just because I'm not -kin. I've never knowingly made fun of a trigger but I still feel really attacked and honestly I'm having such a melt-down right now im srry i dnot know why i messaged you this is stupid you hate me anyways ill go now god i hat e myself so much i wish i would just die

okay this is very guilt trippy. and thats coming from someone who also has bpd. that post wasnt about you. not being kin doesnt mean youre anti-kin it just means youre not kin. i dont hate you because youre not kin but if youre anti-kin and you knowingly make fun of triggers, as someone with bpd and ptsd, of course im not gonna like you.