Picture an animal that is nothing but teeth, jaws and hunger pangs. And then, in the last few hundred thousand years of its evolutionary path, it said “Whatever” and decided to grow a body. Just as an afterthought. That’s pretty much what you get when you look at the goliath tigerfish, the horror movie mouth that evolved a body … a body that is 100 percent inconsequential because LOOK AT THAT MOUTH.
It’s a whole mouth made of Crocodile Dundee’s shark necklace, but if the necklace had a cloning machine and a Dahmer-like temperament. You might even say it’s a shark’s mouth – except it’s not. Because sharks are slick and lean. They may be deadly, but at least you know where you stand with a shark.