NOBODY TOUCH ME

anonymous asked:

When Sherlock comes back in TEH and he sees John in the restaurant and he observes he's going to propose someone and he just looks so sad because he realises John has truly moved on

Remember his face?He was so smug and confident when he first walked in the restaurant . Then he saw John and the realization kinda hit him. He observes everything and knew what was John up to. And he realized John HAS moved on..

Originally posted by halloawhatisthis

And i will never be able to unsee how there was no candle on the table where John and Mary was sitting. But in this shot between John and sherlock. You see a candle.

Sherlock wanted to be his date for that night.

And he wanted a bristly kiss as well.

me before shaving: Ugh

me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me

KIM NAMJOON IS THE MOST PRECIOUS HUMAN BEING TO EVER EXIST ON THIS DAMN PLANET!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE AND HAPPINESS!!! CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE HE IS REAL??? LIKE HE ACTUALLY EXISTS SOMEWHERE AND PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY SEE HIM IN PERSON??? HE IS SO DAMN CUTE I JUST WANT TO SQUISH HIM AND WRAP HIM IN A BLANKET AND CUDDLE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WATCH HIS FAVOURITE MOVIE WITH HIM!!!! HE IS THE SOFTEST OMG!!!!!!!!!!

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so I had a random thought earlier and spent 40 minutes ranting to my best friend. I decided to share my painful realization with you


Also, just a little self promo here, I wrote a fic a few months back that’s basically the Ratatosk scene in SoS from Blitzen’s perspective, so if you wanna read that –> https://archiveofourown.org/works/5944737

Luna: “…But yes, he’s my boyfriend too”

Nyx: U dead

tHOUGHTS WHILE ON MY FUCKING PERIOD
  • Me: MY FUCKING SPIDERMAN UNDERWEAR
  • Me: Where are my brownies
  • Me: wHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN BROWNIES
  • Me: Oh, there right here.\
  • Me: The fuck do you want
  • Me: theres not enough food here
  • Me: I want pizza
  • Me: nobody fucking touch me
  • Me: Maybe if I order pizza the pizza guy will hangout with me
  • Me: Ouch my uterus
  • Me: OW
  • Me: Lets watch some Doctor Who
  • Me: *cries at the intro*
  • Me: *cries at funny parts*
  • Me: *cries in general*
  • Me: Can I be done now
  • Me: THE NEXT PERSON THAT TALKS TO ME IS GOING TO BE THROWN DOWN THE STAIRS
  • Me: I'm cold
  • Me: Someone should come hangout with me
  • Me: Fuck I'm so alone
  • Me: wHY CAN'T SOMEONE LOVE ME LIKE THAT
  • Me: *sobs into my cat*
  • Me: KITTY YOU LOVE ME RIGHT
  • Me: KITTY DON'T LEAVE
  • Me: Fuck this shit
  • Me: WHY DOES MY BODY WANT TO KILL ITSELF

Min Yoongi could literally punch me in the face right now and it wouldn’t hurt me as much as this mixtape has