The Cunt and The Hook-er

Raff nodded lightly. “Yeah, how’s that hook anyways? Have you HOOKED in anything efficient yet?!” Raff wiggled his brow, the wide grin once marking his visage suddenly turning into a subtle smirk. “Also- SIX THOUSAND CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST THE ALLIANCE?! THATS FIVE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED NINTY EIGHT MORE CRIMES THAN THE TWO OF US COMBINED!”

( @areniaagn )

I finally finished this piece! Yay!
I had originally thought I had finished it about a week ago, but I saw some errors that I absolutely needed to correct. So yay! I’m done with this piece.
And I finished it in time for the last Splatfest too!

This piece actually was kind of a 3am thing where I was like: Oh, my favourite game modes are Turf Wars and Tower Control (though Rainmaker is making it up there for some reason haha), I wanna draw a thing about it. I really should stop coming up with ideas at 3am though, cause I gotta say, this is one of the weirder ones. Oh well.

Gonna say that Splatoon has definitely given me some awesome fun times this past year or so. Definitely it was worth getting the game.
I’ll probably still play even after the last splatfest though!
Though I hope Ninty decides to put Splatoon 2 out there!

Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the latest and final Splatfest, I know I will!
I’m actually going to go play after I’ve finished submitting this!

Thank you Splatoon, for all the awesome playing, and I hope that there will be a Splatoon 2 in the making!

shadowx21  asked:

headcannons for Spiderman (the animated series from the ninties)

  1. Despite their complex relationship, he secretly greatly admires and respects J. Jonah Jameson and considers him to be something of a father figure.
  2. He saw The Little Mermaid when it came out in theaters. For like a month afterwards, EVERYONE was telling him that he sounded exactly like Prince Eric.
  3. Aunt May taught him how to sew when he was a young boy, and he took to it like a natural. He sewed and designed his own costume himself when he became Spider-Man. Other heroes are always asking him where he got his costume and are flabbergasted to learn that such a high quality costume was homemade.
  4. Uncle Ben told Peter stories of Captain America a lot when he was a child. The tales of Cap’s heroism helped inspire Peter to become a superhero later in life.
  5. He’s bisexual, but he never really acted upon it or ever came out. Though she hasn’t told Peter, Aunt May is convinced that Peter is gay and all of his sneaking around as Spider-Man was him going off to be with a secret boyfriend. She’s tried to drop hints that she’d love Peter either way, but he’s gotten good at avoiding the topic.

message me a character and i’ll tell you five headcanons i have about them


Principal Michaels: Listen here, you little punks. Whenever something like this happens, it always seems to lead back to you two and your posse.

Judah: Chill out, Principal Michaels. And no-one even uses the word posse anymore. The ninties are over.

Principal Michaels: Shut it, Mr. Shakespeare.

Isaac: I want to speak to my lawyer!

Principa Michaels: You don’t–You don’t have a lawyer, Mr. Lachance! This is high school! Not an episode of Law and Order!

Isaac: Well you can’t punish us without any proof so.

Random Billie Joe Armstrong Facts

-Billie Joe went to Hillcrest Elementry school in Pinole, California
(Rodeo is such a small city they don’t have their own school system)
-He never graduated from High School
-He has a cat named Basil
-Billie has never smashed a guitar on stage
-In 3rd grade, these two girls used forced Billie to go out with one of them or they would beat him up
-Billie uses Jermac Styling Spritz to get his hair good and crunchy
-If Billie Joe could play any movie role in history, it would be Austin Powers
-He is, contrary to popular belief, not a vegetarian. He was one in the early ninties, but since he lost a lot of weight and felt weird, he went gave up on it
-He takes a shot of vodka before every gig
-To raise spending money for tours, BJ flipped pizzas
-John never told Billie that he was leaving the band, instead he heard it from a friend. In return, Billie never told John directly that he was being replaced
-The album Insomniac is called with that name because Billie Joe didn’t sleep at night. Joey cried all night, so Billie would write a lot of songs
-One reason there was such a long break between Nimrod and Warning was because Billie Joe was at a rocky point in his marriage and needed to spend time at home
-Billie Joe used to have a nose ring, but he took it out because it kept getting caught on his guitar and shirt.
-He sometimes suffers from panick attacks and aniexty
-Billie’s cat Zero, died in the washing machine
-Billie Joe’s nickname in high school was “Two Dollar Bill” because he sold joints for two dollars
-Billie drives a blue 67 Ford Fairlane
-At age 15, Billie tried to go to an Operation Ivy concert, but he was refused entry. One of the members of the band heard he wasn’t allowed in, so they came out and personally esorted him into the show
-Billie wears Jockey underwear
-The first time Billie Joe kissed Adrienne he went home and wrote 2,000 Light Years Away
-Billie Joe’s mother spelled his name wrong on his birth certificate because she was loopy with the massive amounts of painkillers in her body to ease childbirth
-Billie Joe’s birthday is on the same day as National Cabbage Day
-He sometimes wears nailpolish
-For the video for Jaded, because the lyrics are about being stoned and how you feel when you’re stoned. Billie decided to get high while shooting the video just to get the feel for the song
-It’s an old tradition of Billie’s that at every one of his concerts he kisses a guy (although now a days it’s not happening as often)
-Billie Joe hates Slipknot. He said that the masks “Are so fucking retarded”, and one time, a fan threw some screwed up mask on the stage, and when Billie Joe picked it up he looked in disgust and said, “Were not fucking Slipknot, you asshole!”
-Billie Joe doesn’t like Eminem
-Billie played football for John Swett High School in Crockett, CA (he was #8)
-He has a guitar made with with different parts called Frankenstein
-Billie Joe likes to take books on tour (his favourite is Catcher In The Rye by J.D.Salinger)
-Billie Joe when talking about future plans said he would become a soccer team coach
-In early 2001 Billie was mugged at gunpoint and is now terrified of guns
-He said that if he could be any female celebrity, he would be Chrissie Hynde
-Billie Joe got body lice while on tour in Germany in Green Day’s early days
-Tre Cool is the godfather of Billie’s two kids
-Billie Joe and Adrienne split for awhile during the Dookie period. She got engaged to some other guy in Minneapolis and he was seeing some girl (the song “she” is about her). Thank God they got back together!-Billie Joe chipped his tooth three days before the making of ‘good riddance’ throwing t.v.’s out a hotel window -He is an unlockable character in Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland. You must beat Classic Mode at normal difficulty to unlock him
-He hates people chewing and Adrienne dislikes feet
-BJ wrote “BOBD” in Jakob’s room

i like pokemon go a lot so far dont get me wrong but it really only feels like a third of a game so far? 

they went out of their way to make sure people have unique names (instead of just trainer IDs, c’mon ninty) and have all these warnings about being careful interacting with people you meet through the game, but dont even have a friends list? or the ability to battle players you encounter??

and the team system is weird too like there’s absolutely no way to say, coordinate team takeovers of a certain gym or something??

idk i know it’s just been released and it isnt gonna be perfect at launch but it feels like they just rushed it out dues to demand rather than finishing making core features of the game first.