• Midorima:If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Murasakibara:What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Midorima:That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Murasakibara, learn to listen.
  • Kuroko:What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Midorima:It’s voodoo.
  • Akashi:What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Midorima:That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Kise:What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Aomine:That’s kinky.
  • Momoi:Oh my god.

Since Fujimaki won’t give us GOM siblings, I’ve taken it upon myself to yolo/headcanon them. Here’s the first set with the precious son!! He has four older siblings, he’s literally the baby of his family cAN YOU BELIEVE.

His parents must have moolah bc - just consider it for a moment. Their kids would grow out of their clothes every few months growing up, all their furniture/maybe even their house itself needs to be custom made, etc.

((also the 17 age was with extra game in mind but then I drew his hair like the main series uh… yolo?))

  • [Question - What is the most attractive quality to you in a romantic relationship?]
  • Kuroko:They must be gentle.
  • Aomine:Big bust *thumbs up*
  • Midorima:Someone older than me. Preferably a Scorpio.
  • Murasakibara:Ehh… Someone tall.
  • Akashi:Elegancy.
  • Kise:They must be… swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire… mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
  • Kuroko:So they have to be a man?
  • Kise:
  • Kuroko:
  • Kise:
  • Kuroko:
  • GOM: