Human Vs Door
I had the pleasure of being the DM to a casual game of DnD.
me: you approach the unlocked wooden door. What do you do?
our party’s paladin: I roll to kick the door down!! *rolls a nat1*
me, a somewhat forgiving dm: you successfully kick through the door, however your leg is stuck and it has not actually opened.
-we go through a round of turns in which every other party member merely walks through the door and observes the next chamber-
me: alright paladin, what is your move?
paladin: I roll to kick my other foot through the door and set myself free! *somehow rolls ANOTHER nat 1*
-our entire party cracks up as now the paladin has both feet stuck through the door. We do, however, successfully complete the dungeon and move onto another-
me: you come to a stone door which is visibly locked.
me: oh my god
paladin: I punch the door, trying to break it *rolls yet another nat 1*
-our rogue successfully opens the door and frees the paladin, when they come to a second locked door-
paladin: I roll to pick the lock with my finger *rolls another nat 1, getting finger stuck in lock*
-a turn passes-
paladin: I roll to pick the lock with my finger again *somehow rolls a nat 20*
everyone else: oh my god