They’re going to be displayed at Targets and Walmarts for kids walking down the toy aisle. Do y'all feel how powerful and important that is?
I have literally no problem with/objection to/etc. the new card, but totally don't get why everyone is so excited about the Gay of it. Has heteronormativity ever been a Thing in MtG? I don't remember any straight cards in the last ~10 years?