Movie Genre: B I O P I C By its very nature, the biopic (biographical pictures) exists across many genres. It could be a war film, an epic, or a melodrama. Yet there are characteristics that mark the biopic out as a genre of its own. A biopic is essentially a dramatized portrayal of the life of a famous figure. In a conventional biopic, the protagonist falls from the height of fame and then goes on to make a triumphant comeback. It was German-born William Dieterle who set the pattern with numerous biopics. A close resemblance between the actor and the real-life figure was achieved by Henry Fonda in Young Mr.Lincoln (1939), Kirk Douglas as Van Gogh in Lust for Life (1956), Ben Kingsley in Gandhi (1982), Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash in Walk The Line (2005) and Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network (2010). Take a look at some of the best performances in biopic films.
- source: The Film Book, A Complete Guide To The World Of Cinema.
Alright so there’s this attraction at Disney World, a little something you might have heard of called The Hall of Presidents. It’s like Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln at Disneyland only biggerer
look at all these fucks
Anyway the presidents say some shit and over the years it’s been a tradition to add in a new animatronic for the current president of the United States. For example you have your NAFTA-signing adulterer president Bill Clinton
Kinda creepy looking. Anyway then you have your war-criminal-playing-the-fool president George W Bush who people used to boo during the show
Even the other presidents are like ‘this fucker’
And then finally you have your Token Black Guy in the bunch, your dying-on-the-inside-and-disappointing president Barack Obama
The slave-owning presidents just kinda avert their eyes during this part if my memory is right
on the subject of presidents
we have a big, important election coming up this November that will ultimately decide the fate of many controversial yet vital issues, and so you need to think carefully when you vote, this shit ain’t no joke
but if you’re still torn on who you want to lead America, just remember that the next president will also live at Disney World, and not just for eight years, but for foreveroruntil society collapses anyway
do you see where I’m going with this
WE CANNOT LET THIS BIGOTTED CRUSTY ORANGE FUCKER LIVE IN THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH AS A FUCKING ROBOT TO HAUNT HISTORY DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME