Mr. Wiggles!!

trumpetandtrombone  asked:

See, the thing about kittens, I mean really brand new kittens, is that they are exceedingly tiny. Like, maybe the size of two of Wrench's fingers. It's a wonder he spotted the little thing at all, hidden in one of his flower beds. He scoops the little guy up and takes him inside, making a little nest of soft towels in the first thing he finds, which is a clean mixing bowl. He shows the little guy to Numbers when he gets back and the eye roll he receives would win an award.

Wrench eye dropper feeds the cat warm milk every two hours for a month. If he has to, he takes the kitten with him so he can continue to feed it and care for it until it’s healthy and old enough to be on its own. Wrench cooes at the damn thing. Numbers finds this appalling. But only because he wants that kind of attention from Wrench. One night, one of Wrench’s vibrate alarms goes off but it doesn’t wake him up. When he does wake up, eventually, he panics and worries the cat could get sick or die. But he finds a grumpy, bed headed Numbers sitting in the kitchen, carefully feeding the kitten like he’s seem Wrench do it. He tells Wrench: “I’ve named him Stupid Dumb Asshole, after you. ….. Or Mr. Wiggles, for short.”


I wish you could see my face right now, this is so cute.

jellyrollin-yo  asked:

20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures?

There was this duck once that followed her along the beach, she gave it some crackers. 

She loves her pet Qjit.  

She also loves Dragonets, Moogles, and Apkallus.  She is a animal lover and she does like to spend time with them or will just pack a book and some snacks and take Qjit to go interact with them.  She also enjoys pet sitting Poe’s Tapir “Mr Wiggles” 


musedimension  asked:

A large Koopa King stands before Rosalina. It seems he came alone this time, grinning. "Hey there, Rosalina..." he says. "Did ya' miss me?"

she smiled. “oh no! the big mean Mr.Bowser!” she wiggled her ass abit as she pretended to fall.

Hey there!

This is the best of Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles! It isn’t everything—just the comics I feel stand the test of time. I’ll try to post a new comic from the archive every week starting in the next week or two. Stay tuned!

A little Girl Talk.

Poe Lhyzeal whistled, beckoning the small creature to follow behind her, “Come on, this is important." 

Poe Lhyzeal: "Ayiana!" 

Ayiana Iris: "Poe! Mr. Wiggles! I was excited to get your note, please sit, tell me what is going on, I have been dying for some girl talk" 

Poe Lhyzeal smiles, helping Mr. Wiggles up onto the bench before crossing her legs. "Oh man…so much…I am really…unsure of what to do right now." 

Ayiana Iris watches Qjit give Poe a snuggle before they scurried off to play hide and seek.  "Let’s see if we can figure it out.  What’s going on?”

Ayiana Iris looks at the grass “Dacero and Gunther both disappeared, the easy way out, pretty cowardly if you ask me, but I am glad they did because now I know they were never on your level and they did not deserve the attention they got from you, it was a priceless gift and they were to frivolous to appreciate it.  They lost.  I can’t speak on Jor, though he never seems to be around.  You need someone here and invested, not someone who just comes around when it suits them.  Dark is in love with you and seems more determined than ever to make his feelings known, I mean that must have felt like a huge risk to him.”

Poe Lhyzeal nods, plucking a strand of grass out and twirling it in her fingers before offering it to Mr. Wiggles, “I am sure it was….and I didn’t know what to say….not because I don’t care, but…but because I think I have been trying -really- hard to shut my feelings off. I was so mad at him after the ball…and I held onto that for a while.”

Ayiana Iris smiles “remember what the fortune teller said "basically the answer is in you always.  You need to trust your feelings and not worry so much about anyone else.  This is something you have to decide for yourself.  For once you need to do what makes Poe happy, its your bold next move and it can’t be about Jor or Dark but more about what is going to put the smile on your face.” she nods as if it was the most sage advice ever given.