If Bleach characters and Danny Phantom characters met...
As requested by anon. :)
Oh man. I’ve been waiting for this one, because I do love Danny Phantom. And crossing over two shows about high school boys with super powers? Seems right, somehow. So, in any event, what would happen if the characters from Bleach met those from Danny Phantom?
1. Danny and Ichigo
Ichigo: I don’t mean to alarm you, dude, but I think we may be identical.
Danny: What are you talking about? I’m in high school, and you’re clearly older.
Ichigo: Nah, I’m in high school. I’m just drawn this way.
Danny: Well I have super powers.
Danny: I can turn into a ghost!
Ichigo: Soul reaper. Ghost. Same thing.
Danny: I have an evil alter ego!
Ichigo: Yeah, evil alter egos are so much trouble.
Danny: I make a lot of trips to the Ghost Zone!
Ichigo: Oh gosh. A realm full of dead souls. What must that be like?
Danny: I guess I’m not ‘much more unique than the other guys’ after all.
2. Sam and Ulquiorra
Sam: Fellow goth! Greetings.
Ulquiorra: …I am not a goth.
Sam: Please! With that makeup? You are totally a goth.
Ulquiorra: It is not makeup. It is my -
Sam: And that voice! It’s like despair had a child with emptiness.
Ulquiorra: I get that a lot.
Sam: Anyway, enjoy writing poetry or whatever, fellow goth! I gotta go.
Ulquiorra: I wrote poetry one time.
3. Tucker and Tatsuki
Tucker: I love Danny 'n’ all, but occasionally I get a bit jealous that he’s all special and I’m….not.
Tatsuki: Oh. Are you the obligatory single friend without super powers?
Tucker: What? No. Danny’s the only one with super powers. Well aside from all of the ghosts.
Tatsuki: How difficult for you.
4. Jazz and Karin
Jazz: I never believed in ghosts, but then I found out my brother WAS one!
Karin: Yeah, same here. Although in my case it was less “disbelief” and more “denial.”
Jazz: But once I knew - well, I did what I had to do. I offered him a supportive and well-educated environment in which to be his special self!
Karin: We never spoke of it again.
Karin: It’s how we show love.
5. Jack Fenton and Hitsugaya
Jack Fenton: …
Jack Fenton: GHOST?
Jack Fenton: GHOST!
Jack Fenton: GHOOOOOOOOST!!!
Jack Fenton: MADDIE I NEED THE THERMOS
Hitsugaya: I hate world of the living assignments.
6. Maddie Fenton and Hitsugaya
Hitsugaya: LOOK I’M NOT A GHOST
Maddie: Jack, hang on, he says he’s not a ghost.
Maddie: Are you alive, then?
Hitsugaya: Well…not technically.
Maddie: Can you walk through walls?
Hitsugaya: Well sure.
Maddie: Can you float?
Hitsugaya: Of course I can float.
Maddie: EAT THERMOS, GHOST
7. Valerie and Ishida
Valerie: And my dad’s all, “No, Valerie! You can’t dedicate your whole life to destroying ghosts just because you hate them! That’s not a good life choice.” And I’m just like, “Dad, a life of revenge is a perfectly valid life choice, thank you very much.”
Valerie: Dads, you know? Not as supportive as you might want.
Valerie: And another thing I learned? Sometimes you have to work with the enemy. I’ll destroy that Ghost Boy someday, but other days, I just gotta fight alongside him. But that doesn’t mean I don’t hate ghosts and want to obliterate them!
Ishida: I think I love you.
8. Dash and Ikkaku
Dash: Me? I’m nobody special. Just the greatest jock in the entire school, thank you very much!
Ikkaku: A jock, huh?
Ikkaku (drawing sword): LET’S DO THIS
Dash: W-what the hell are you doing, man?!
Ikkaku: 'Jock’ must mean something different in your show.
9. Paulina and Orihime
Paulina: And all the boys want me, of course, but it doesn’t matter. Because the only boy I want is one who doesn’t want me - the Ghost Boy!
Paulina: But instead it’s all stupid jocks and Danny Fenton.
Orihime: Danny Fenton?
Paulina: Frustrating, right?
Orihime: Danny Fenton who always disappears before the Ghost Boy shows up? Danny Fenton who looks exactly like the Ghost Boy except for hair color? The Ghost Boy whose name is DANNY PHANTOM?
Paulina: See? That is why my life is hard!
Orihime: I think your problems are solvable.
10. Mr. Lancer and Shinji
Mr. Lancer: WUTHERING HEIGHTS!
Mr. Lancer: Are you drinking water upside down while floating in the sky??
Shinji: Um, yeah.
Mr. Lancer: Normal Tuesday, I guess.
11. Walker and Aizen
Walker: Mmmm…this is a good prison chair.
Walker: Very strong. Very right.
Walker: I’d hardly need any rules if I had everybody in my prison be in chairs like these!
Walker: Maybe then I could keep prisoners for more than like 5 episodes then.
Aizen: But on the other hand it sounds like you suck.
12. Dark Danny and Hichigo
Dark Danny: …
Dark Danny: [bro nod]
Hichigo: [bro nod]
13. Desiree and Rukia
Desiree: Hello there. I am a ghost who can grant wishes. Is there anything you…desire?
Rukia: Get the hell away from me!
Desiree: …was it something I said?
Rukia: I once had a wish-granting thing INSIDE OF ME. And it led to nothing but my own execution!
Desiree: Nothing like that would happen with MY wishes!
Desiree: Right. I’ll look for a stupider target, then.
14. Ember and Ichigo and Ganju
Ember: You will remember my name!
Ichigo: Cool song, Amber!
Ganju: Yeah, not bad.
Ember: It’s Ember.
Ember: Ember. Em-ber.
Ichigo: That’s too hard.
Ganju: We’ll just call you Amber.
Ember: THAT’S NOT MY NAME
Hanataro: Trust me, it’s hopeless.
15. Johnny 13 and Kyoraku
Johnny 13: Nobody can beat me, thanks to Shadow!
Johnny 13: He does my fighting for me!
Johnny 13: And how can someone fight against a shadow?
16. Skulker and Grimmjow
Skulker: I am the Ghost Zone’s GREATEST HUNGER
Grimmjow: What a coincidence? I recently met a guy who claimed to be some sort of great hunter.
Grimmjow: And I cut him in half.
Skulker: But right now I’m on break.
17. Spectra and Ichigo
Spectra: I feed on the negative emotions of people. Mostly teenagers because NOBODY is more emo than a teenager.
Ichigo: When I’m sad my soul turns into an ocean of tears.
Spectra: Can I keep you forever?
18. Technus and Matsumoto
Technus: COWER MORTALS! I, Technus, am about to infiltrate all of your technology! Soon all of your electronics will be beholden to my will!!!!!
Matsumoto: Good luck with that.
Matsumoto: We communicate via butterfly.
Technus: The fuck?
19. Vlad and Yhwach
Vlad: A super villain needs only three things: lots of money, super powers, and a creepy attachment to the hero’s mother.
Yhwach: How about an army, super powers, and you kill the hero’s mother?
Vlad: Mmmm….do you at least call the hero 'son’?
Yhwach: Well of course.
Vlad: Now we’re talking!
20. The Box Ghost and Urahara
Urahara: Well, here I am. Locked in a kido box. For a whole month. It won’t be so bad though! I love having time to think! It will basically be a vacation.
Box Ghost: I-I-I-I-I-I-I am the BOX GHOST!
Box Ghost: I am now haunting this BOX!
Urahara: It’s gonna be a long month.