bruhhh i got 300 followers….what to heck are u even here for……….u here for a block party? i mean ill set up an outdoor movie screen if u all bring some blankets. i only have ferngully and hercules & xena: the battle for mount olympus on VHS tho so we have to vote. ill bring granola bars u guys bring ur own popcorn

In a town where they worship a potato that needs blood sacrifice

Halfling Ranger: “The bloody potato doesn’t even talk!”

Townsperson: “It doesn’t need to it’s THE GREAT POTATO”

Human Fighter: “have you asked it?”

Halfling Ranger: “fine, hello potato”


Halfling Ranger: “Well, alright then”

Hestia Aesthetic ; requested by @brokenshardsofmoonlight

In Ancient Greek religion, Hestia is a virgin goddess of the hearth, architecture, and the right ordering of domesticity, the family, the home, and the state. In Greek mythology, she is a daughter of Cronus and Rhea, and the eldest of the Olympian Gods.

It's two am the sorcerer is tired ok shhh

Dm: the cave is dank and dark
Sorcerer: * proceeds to dab*
Dm: *follows in suit*

Hunter: what the he co you can’t just dab with god!!!!!

Sorcerer: I can and I just did. Your just not close enough for him th be this …dank …with you

Theif: he is literally my boyfriend

Dm: light shines brightly on the trap just before the sorcerer steps on it because of reasons of pleasing the deities
Theif: I hate you dm.