Mothers-Quotes

  • Lardo: Chowder, what you're suggesting is an elaborate lie. That requires tremendous commitment. A nice guy like you can't pull that off.
  • Chowder: Sure I can.
  • Lardo: Prove it. Lie to me right now.
  • Chowder: Okay...I have a ship.
  • Lardo: Oh really? What kind of pulley system does your ship's rigging use?
  • Chowder: Okay...I don't have a ship.
  • Phichit: Yuuri, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonna win some medals, and we're going to make history. Phone-five!
  • Phitchit: *slaps cell-phone*
  • Phichit: You didn't phone-five, did you?
  • Yuuri: ...
  • Phichit: I know when you don't phone-five, Yuuri.
  • MC: Did you take out the trash, Saeran?
  • Saeran: I tried but Saeyoung is still here