Mother-Fuckers

Being friends with famous people is really fucking weird??

I get a text from one friend saying “I JUST GOT A DEAL WITH WARNER BROS FOR A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT MY LIFE”

And my other friend responds with “I’M TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT GETTING A JOB/SHOW WITH NBC”

And then there’s me

“I GOT OUT OF BED THIS MORNING AND WORKED 5 HOURS AT A RESTAURANT”