Mother Models

Modern Fangirling Dictionary

1. I died.
MEANS: I am overwhelmed.
NOT: I am deceased.

2. OTP
MEANS: One True Pairing.
NOT: One Time Password.

3. Mom/Dad
MEANS: Role Model.
NOT: Mother/Father.

4. I hate this.
MEANS: I freaking love this.
NOT: I deplore this.

5. Slay.
MEANS: Show ‘em how it’s done.
NOT: Murder.

6. Thanks for ruining my life, see you in hell.
MEANS: You mean so much to my life. I’ll never leave this fandom.
NOT: A series of insults.

7. Adhkydvkvecibggrxavjnxjxsz
MEANS: A state of wordless excitement.
NOT: An aneurism.


honestly? all i want is to have a close female role model type relationship with jessica chastain. i want her to actively care about me even though she’s a famous actress with a million things going on and countless people in her life. like she checks in with me sometimes during the week, sending me like 20 emojis and telling me to have a good day. or sends me a selfie of herself on set. and on some sundays she sets aside an hour in her busy schedule and we have brunch at some outdoor cafe and she’s drinking mimosas probably. and we talk about what movie she’s been filming and stuff like that for a few minutes before she’s like “so how are things with you” and she genuinely gives a shit and like, really wants to know. so i tell her and i can be honest and she gives me her full attention. and she’s so sympathetic and kind, giving me really personal and in depth advice and telling me to keep pushing ahead and following my dreams or whatever other generic shit, but coming from her it means the world because i know she means it. and then we hug and i leave brunch feeling so lucky that jessica chastain truly cares about me for some reason. that’s all i want