Mother Knows Best parody

Mother Knows Best Parody with Jessica Drew (Julia Voth) and Madame Hydra (Eva Green)

You want to join S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Why, Jessica?

Look at you, as fragile as a flower
Still a little sapling, just a baby snake
You know why I protect you with all my power?

(I Know but–)
That’s right, to keep you safe and sound, dear

Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you’d want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet

Shh, trust me, pet
Mother knows best

Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
It’s a scary world out there

Mother knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear



Poison ivy,



and snakes,

the plague



(But )

Also large bugs

Men with pointy teeth and

Stop, no more, you’ll just upset me

Mother’s right here
Mother will protect you
Darling, here’s what I suggest

Skip the drama
Stay with mama
Mother knows best

Go ahead, get trampled by a rhino

Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead

Me, I’m just your mother, what do I know?
I only bathed and changed and nursed you

Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it
Let me die alone here, be my guest

When it’s too late, you’ll see, just wait
Mother knows best

Mother knows best
Take it from your mumsy
On your own, you won’t survive

Sloppy, under-dressed
Immature, clumsy
Please, they’ll eat you up alive

Gullible, naive
Positively grubby
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm, vague

Plus, I believe
Gettin’ kinda chubby
I’m just saying ‘cause I love you

Mother understands
Mother’s here to help you
All I have is one request



Don’t ever ask to join S.H.I.E.L.D. again

(Yes, mother)

Oh, I love you very much, dear

(I love you more)

I love you most, hmm

Don’t forget it
You’ll regret it
Mother knows best