• Me:*reads a shit ton of gay fanfiction *
  • Mom:honey, why don't you read a real book?
  • Me:*grabs real book*
  • Me:*reads real book*
  • Me:What is this heterosexual bullshit?!
  • Me:Where's the gay?!
  • Me:Boobs? Ewww
  • Me:I DEMAND THE GAY!