Tumblr it’s got a Jewish lead and several gay characters and guys that look fabulous and are still motherfucking KNIGHTS the costuming is excellent there’s coconuts for horses and they make fun of literally everything in King Arthur’s history.
request? yes “ Numbers 4 and 1 w/ monty pls i just feel like thats what a usual conversation between him and his s/o would look like ” prompt #4 & #1: “four twenty blaze it? more like four twenty praise it, am i right?” - and - “do you realize how dumb you sound right now?”
Anonymous asked: dating monty pls x ur headcanons are so good
Ship: Montgomery De La Cruz x Reader
Trigger Warning(s): Swearing, sexual themes
- Staged ‘couple’ photos, Monty is such a killer for those, he loves showing your relationship off at any possible moment.
- Him being sooooo protective, “I swear to fucking god Bryce, get your hand off her shoulder,”
- You being his first serious relationship, and the first person he’s had true feelings for in such a long time, so he would never want to leave your side.
- Getting together with him, changed him soo much, (even if he still was a lil bit of a dick with the guys, yanoo gotta keep up that reputation) you saw another side to him.
- Montgomery would be such a romantic but in denial “No, i promise i bought you the flowers for a reason, its our 125th day of dating” He’d use anything as an excuse to smother you in gifts and affection.
- PDA. He looves it. The more the better, he’s making sure all of the other lads know you’re together, because he is now the only boy that is gunna have you.
- Hickies, everywhere. He’d definitely be handsy and rough when you guys have sex, and so eager to please you.
- He’d teach you how to play baseball with the squad and he’d love watching you attempt to learn, bc any time spent with his girl is worth it.
(until you got good! then he decided it would be just the two of you playing)