The next question from that anonymous person:

“What is your opinion on Barney, what shoddy craftsmenship, right? Right down to those GARRISH toes.” - Anonymous

I completely agree, Anonymous. Also, for this post, I have redrawn Barney and his friends as accurate and contemporaneous dinosaurs: a subadult Daspletosaurus, a young Arrhinoceratops, a subadult Montanoceratops, and a young Saurolophus. This would obviously make for a much better children’s show.