Tony: Is NOW the time for that reference??! >3 ( All of them hiding)
Joe: Love you too, Tony. :3
Tony: Oi vey Joe…|3 Oh crap. 8C Keep down and keep quiet. ( Hears heavy footsteps coming their way)
( Then a great big, ticked off, and not to mention grumpy Deviljho came stomping into the area )
Deviljho Female: Roooooooooooooooooaaarrr!! ( Looking around the brush for something)
Joe: ( In hiding) She looks like she’s looking for something….
Napalm: She isn’t drooling so its not food…
Tony: They don’t have to drool to be hungry…she’s definitely looking for something.
Matt: Its an egg.
Tony: Le what? F3
Matt: Something or someone stole an from her nest. ( Reading the monster’s mind)
Tony: Great now we have a rage momma Deviljho hanging around…c'mon we need to leave and put on our good stuff.
Napalm and Matt: We don’t have top tier armor or weapons…|3
Joe: Hey we need distractions if we have to fight her. :3 Meatshieldcoughcough…
Napalm and Matt: ( Both bopping Joe)
Joe: Ow hehehehee…XD
Tony: Sssshhh….follow me…watch where you step…( He and the others creeping along and away from the Deviljho) So far so…( Bumps into something) Crap….8C ( Staring right at the Rathion they were hunting)
Rathion: ( Looks back at its rump) Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooorrrr!!
Deviljho Female: ( Notices the Rathion) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAWWWRR!!
Tony, Joe, Matt, Napalm: Run like hell!! >3 ( All scattering and running as fast as they could)
Narrator: One panicked sprint later.~~
( Back at the Boarding House)
Tony: ( In his top tier hunting gear, eating) Omnomnomnomnom! >3 Well guys that Rathion is as good as dead by now…But hey we have a Deviljho we can hunt. ^_^
Napalm: Wooo hoo…lah-dee-flipping-dah…|3 ( In his low ranked armor, not smelling anymore)
Matt: If that thing starts beating up on me and Napalm, we’re not doing it the ‘Hunter Way’.
Joe: Ooooh come on, you two are good at dodging. Just keep her distracted while Tony and I chop off her butt. ^_^
Tony: We would want the tail Joe…
Joe: Gimme Dat Butt!! >3 ( Raising his weapon, eating his dinner)
Tony: ( To Matt and Napalm) It won’t be that hard, just distract her long enough were I can put her to sleep, we lay the biggest bomb barrels we have, then go from there. ^_^
Napalm: Okay, well…( Sees something on the news) Wait what’s this? ( Watching the TV in the dining room)
News Reporter: Breaking news! Thieves have been arrested after poaching a Deviljho egg. Citizens are to stay away from the Mon Bush area until further notice….or unless a bunch of brave saps are goofy enough to settle the beast down. More at seven.
Joe: Ooooooh, that’s why she’s stomping around acting all grouchy…someone took her baby.
Matt: Being bait sounds like a good idea. Lets go!
Napalm, Matt, Joe, and Tony: ( All gobbling down their dinner) Nomfnomfnmomffnmonmonmnononomffmfopmfofomfomfofmofommfff!
Narrator: Back at Mon Bush…
Tony: ( He and the others hiding, watching the angry Deviljho mother from a distance) Okay it looks like her last temper tantrum wore her out…you two know the plan…
Napalm: ( Getting his weapon ready, looks to Matt) Oooiii….Okay buddy, lets do this. >3
Matt: Hopefully this new hammer will help…Okay, go! >3
Napalm and Matt: ( Still on her back) Whoooooooooooaaa! D8 ( Bodies jarred and shaken when she landed, falling off)
Deviljho Female: ( Charging her beam) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….>3
Tony: Oh God! D8 Run, dodge, don’t let that hit you!
Park Ranger: ( Waving at Tony) Hey over here quick!
Matt: ( Notices the park ranger) Ruuuuuuuun run run run!
( They all dive near the park ranger in time for the Deviljho Female to fire her laser, just dodging in time)
Park Ranger: ( Having the egg in a wheel barrow) The egg is unharmed. If you can slowly wheel this out to her, maybe she’ll calm down.
Napalm: Emphasis on the word “Maybe”. |3
Joe: Heck its worth a shot…what’s the worst she can do? XD
Matt: A ton! >3 But lets try it…
( The guys push the egg out into the clearing so the angry mother would notice)
Deviljho Female: Aha! >3 Bringing back what was…..( Sniffing) Wait the egg has a different smell…|3
Joe: It wasn’t us. First idea was to calm you down…( Muttering) and maybe lop off your tail…( Out loud) But we got your egg back. ^_^
Tony: Now would you calm down and stop wrecking Mon Bush? ^_^;
Matt and Napalm: Please? ^_^;
Deviljho Female: Hmmmmm….|3 ( Picking up the egg and examining it) Waaaiiit a minute…This is another Deviljho’s egg. XD One sec….( Runs off, hips swaying)
Joe: Woof. :3p
Napalm: Another Deviljho’s egg….? |3
Matt and Tony: Whaaaaaat….? |3
Deviljho Female: Okay the egg’s back to the right mother…I may or may not have eaten something to make me dream weird stuff so I thought I had an egg, but the problem is solved….except for one tiny issue. >3
Tony: Uuuummm….Yeah? |3
Deviljho Female: I’m hungry…>3 And you four look edible enough.
Tony, Joe, Napalm, Matt: ( Looking at each other)……( Then start rushing her) Yaaaaaaaaaarrrr! >3
Deviljho Female: ( Getting pelted with more sleep arrows while Joe, Matt, and Napalm kept her occupied) Hey! Sit still! I wanna eaaaaaahhh Ooooh whats going on….? |3 ( Falls over, fast asleep)
Tony: Okay she’s out…|3 Now what?
Joe: Well, she’s able to reason so cutting off her tail is out of the question…( Slaps her rear) Gimme dat’ butt! :3c