12/3/16 //pt.2

reasons why olive can’t be your fave:
(someone please help put me to sleep.)

1 - i’ll tell you all who her crush was because she triggered me making you think she is your favourite.
2 - i’m bored
3 - she said ‘slay’ which means she doesn’t and means i do (get it? I don’t care)
4 - i am better (<3)
5 - i can sleep 12 hours straight and she can’t
6 - i am not a good listener but i’m gorgeous
7 - she voted for trump
8 - she once licked my elbow
9 - she’s not the real butterkid
10 - dude, i’m carl.
(once again, put me to sleep. please)

your pantless (favourite) hero, carl


Who needs a happy Otter for Monday?