You know, beta!Roxy’s parenting style suddenly makes a lot more sense in the context of her having seen the specific ways that Jake Harley was a shitty parent and deciding to avoid all of his mistakes as hard as possible.
AU where Dave’s meteor lands on Bro and fucking obliterates him
Mom Lalonde, in her search to figure out where this new baby of hers came from, discovers another baby was found in Texas, presumably abandoned in the crater of a meteor crash, and is now living in foster care.
She adopts him and raises Rose and Dave Lalonde, her two weird space kids, together.
i was commissioned by the lovely and super awesome @vvoidknight to draw the 8 strilondes from their
(its Very Very Good, no matter what vvoid says), Paper Knives! thank you so much! also i recommend paper knives at all costs its the funtimes strider-lalonde big family angst train that you’ve always wanted
You and Jude have a lot of fun memories with your babysitter. By now, probably more racked up with her than you have with MOM and PA combined. You always saw her as a cool and fun older kid, a role model to strive to be like one day!
Until you finally got old enough to realize she’s a pretty sucky role model. Still fun and all, but so bad at grownup stuff. Kinda sad. You suddenly wonder what sort of adult role models she’s had in her life? That’s probably a thing that would be too awkward to ask, so never mind.