When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Originally posted by harlena-quinner

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Originally posted by lokatiemidze

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 

Originally posted by blog-of-hide

Me: oh my god… 

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 

Originally posted by ionlywannaseeyousmile

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 

GF: I’m outside, open the door! 

Originally posted by animamlp

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie: 

Originally posted by butlercat

Gf: 

Originally posted by gamergoodgirl

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Originally posted by xxshadowxxpro

Me: (Opens the door)

Originally posted by indomitablefocus

Me : Oh My Fuck….

Originally posted by rapidrouge

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Originally posted by theyandereblog

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

Originally posted by kazucrash

GF: (Busts the door down)

Originally posted by bisky

GF: Give me my dick right now

Originally posted by uuvine

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Originally posted by luna-ly

Me: Lets get it!

~Send Me a Ship~

I’ll rate it using the below system and say why I gave it that rating ^^

1 = NOTP, Disgusting.

2 = Don’t see it, Don’t care about it, Don’t know it.

3 = I could see why others like it but not at all my taste.

4 = I could see why others like it, kinda cute I suppose.

5 = It’s alright, I ship it a little perhaps…

6 = Nice ship, I ship it but as a side ship to other ships.

7 = I like it, would read a fanfic with them if it was well written.

8 = I REALLY like this ship but it wouldn’t work out in canon.

9 = I REALLY like this ship and it should be/is canon!

10 = One True Pairing (OTP). I will fight to the death for this ship. 

Just a little something for Pride Month

This is a list of my fav (canon) LGBT+ characters. Or any LGBT+ characters that pop in my head.

Originally posted by shiromahou

Nitori (trans girl)

Originally posted by munakatareishi

Tomoyo (lesbian)

Justin (gay) *I would like to add that he’s a character in a children’s (or at least early teens I believe) graphic novel, and outright told the mc his sexuality. I remember buying this book from my Catholic school’s book fair lmao 

Originally posted by horseman-bojack

Todd (asexual)

Jaehee (bi)

Originally posted by gekkous

Akise (bi/pan) 

Originally posted by ammoniasims

Isabella (trans woman)

Originally posted by sailorscoutsforever

Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus (both lesbians)

Originally posted by pigpants

Yoshino (trans boy)

Originally posted by luna-ly

Nishima (lesbian/bi)

Seiko (trans girl) 

Niles (bi/pan)

Originally posted by loveandjustice

George (bi) 

Signs as Horror Anime

Aries: Elfen Lied

Originally posted by kumokuraza

Taurus: Deadman Wonderland

Originally posted by narutoquotess

Gemini: Hellsing

Originally posted by blvckshinxbi

Cancer: Highschool of the Dead

Originally posted by tsugumi

Leo: Parasyte: The Maxim

Originally posted by rinnegon

Virgo: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls (OVA)

Originally posted by cetix-desu

Libra: Mirai Nikki

Originally posted by anime1trash

Scorpio: Ajin: Demi-Human

Originally posted by rnewtu

Sagittarius: Devil May Cry: The Animated Series

Originally posted by subzeros

Aquarius: Tokyo Ghoul

Originally posted by tsugumi

Capricorn: Akame ga Kill!

Originally posted by kingmashiro

Pisces: Blue Exorcist

Originally posted by goanimeloverblog



I though that Corpse Party: Tortured Souls” scared me, but then I finished “Elfen Lied”…. Wow.

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Me talking about my plans:
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Me talking about anime

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(Jk I don’t do anything)See what anime did to me, I’m such trash now.

I LOVE YAOI

I CAN’T STOP SHIPPING!
(Reblog if you have the same problem)

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