• Kuroko: Now, let’s say you haven’t eaten for days and you’re in desperate need of food. What do you do?
  • Aomine: I walk over to Kagami's house and have him cook for me.
  • Kuroko: Okay, yes. But he’s not here.
  • Midorima: Where’s Kagami?
  • Kuroko: It’s not important where he is. He’s gone. He left the country.
  • Akashi: He left the country?
  • Murasakibara: Why?
  • Kise: Is he okay?
  • Kuroko: Yes, he’s fine.
  • Aomine: Well, if he’s fine, I don’t see why he couldn’t cook me something.

Tiniest Miracles Evolving

  • Takao: On this episode of Cooking Midorimama…
  • Midorima: STOP MAKING THESE COOKIES, AKASHI! HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE WILL DIE BEFORE YOU REALIZE!?
  • Midorima: KISE, THAT STEAK IS SO RARE I HEAR IT MOOING!
  • Midorima: KUROKO, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T COOK IT!
  • Midorima: MURASAKIBARA, THESE CUPCAKES ARE SO BURNT YOU COULD BREAK DIAMONDS WITH THEM!
  • Midorima: AOMINE!
  • Aomine: ...
  • Midorima: JUST GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
  • Takao: ...These insults are so salty, only Shin-chan could have cooked them.