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Kurobasweek2016 Day 7: Free Day

                                • Kurobas Dog & Cat
  [ 黒子のバスケ くつろぎコレクション 第2弾 -With a Dog & Cat- ]

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the great knb baseball au!

my wonderful friend @rovmustang​ came up with a very in depth knb baseball au and after we talked about shinchan in sports goggles, i just had to draw him (which turned into needing to draw All of them in the span of like three days) so here are the gom + kagami!

her au can be found here as she posts all the parts

  • Midorima: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Murasakibara: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Midorima: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Murasakibara, learn to listen.
  • Kuroko: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Midorima: It’s voodoo.
  • Akashi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Midorima: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Kise: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Aomine: That’s kinky.
  • Momoi: Oh my god.
  • Aomine: There’s 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
  • Kise: No…? There’s 26 I think.
  • Aomine: Then I forgot U R A Q T
  • Kise: Aominecchi!!! But you’re still missing one letter.
  • Aomine: I’ll give you the D later.
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  • Aomine: There’s 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
  • Kuroko: Go away, Aomine-kun.
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  • Aomine: There’s 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
  • Murasakibara: Ehh? Isn’t there… I’m too lazy to count, Mine-chin.
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  • Aomine: There’s 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
  • Midorima: Virgo’s ranking at the bottom explains your ignorance today. Your lucky item, an abacus, will help you count, nanodayo.
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  • Aomine: There’s 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
  • Akashi: Daiki, if you value your “D”, I would suggest that you refrain from sending me these idiotic messages.
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  • Aomine: There’s 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
  • Kagami: No there’s 28.
My friend told me that she wouldn’t watch Free! because it’s too dramatic

Like ok, but your favorite anime is fucking Kuroko no Basuke,

AKA “magic basketball” because you’ve got characters like Akashi “how my ass taste” Seijuro who’s a fucking MONSTER

WITH HIS CRAZY ASS GLOWING EYE THAT LETS HIM LOOK INTO THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM OR SOME SHIT

(LOOK AT THIS SHIT)

AND HE USES THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HE GAINS FROM THE DARK SPIRITS OF THE SHADOW REALM TO K.O. MOTHERFUCKERS LEFT AND RIGHT

(whooo, you know he dead)

AKASHI “NO CHILL” SEIJURO KNOWS HOW GOOD HE IS AND PROCLAIMS HIMSELF THE FUCKING EMPEROR OF BASKETBALL

(he said “you’re basic af, don’t even look at me” holy shit)

AND WHEN HE FINALLY SCORES, SHUTOKU WATCHES THE BALL DROP AS IF THEIR LIVES ARE ABOUT TO END

So don’t tell me you’re not ready for Haru to get all angsty about the reason he swims because you’re already out here watching FUCKING MURDERS