Midokuro

  • Midorima: I would never say this to Takao’s face, but he is a wonderful and very talented person.
  • Kuroko:
  • Kuroko: Why
  • Kuroko: Why wouldn’t you say that to his face
  • Kuroko: Daddy, can you please pass the salt?
  • Akashi: *casually reaches out for salt*
  • Aomine: *reaches out for salt*
  • Kise: *happily reaches out for salt*
  • Murasakibara: *munching while reaches out for salt*
  • Midorima: *reaches out something near him*
Where Would you Kiss me?
  • Person: Hey, do you know that kissing has its own meanings, depending in what part of body you're kissing?
  • Kuroko: Really?
  • Person: Yes, kiss on the lips means 'I love you', kiss on the hand means 'friendship'.
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • ______________________________
  • •Kagami Taiga's Case•
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Kagami: I'd kiss you on your forehead, I guess?
  • Kuroko: Why?
  • Kagami: It also means friendship, and it means that I respect you a lot.
  • Kuroko: I see, so that's why you're fighting the urge to kiss me in my forehead right now right?
  • Kagami: Damn you.
  • ______________________________
  • • Midorima Shintarou's Case•
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Midorima: Don't think about it, I'll never kiss you.
  • Kuroko: Is that so?
  • Midorima: Yes
  • ----Later that night----
  • *Kuroko's cellphone ringed*
  • To: Kuroko
  • From: Midorima-kun
  • I'll kiss you in your hands, I think.
  • ~~End of message~|
  • Kuroko smiled A LOT.
  • ______________________________
  • •Murasakibara Atsushi's Case•
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Murasakibara: *kisses Kuroko's nose* Kuro-chin is so cute, it makes me want to eat you.
  • Kuroko: Murasakibara-kun, you're drooling.
  • ______________________________
  • • Kise Ryouta's Case •
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Kise: Kurokocchi! Of course it would be heeree~ *Tries to kiss Kuroko in the lips but Kuroko dodges him resulting his face slamming the ground. HARD*
  • Kuroko: Kise-kun, bad dog.
  • ______________________________
  • • Aomine Daiki's Case •
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Aomine: *touches Kuroko's collarbone* It would be here.
  • Kuroko: Then, what does that mean there?
  • Aomine: It means I want you. *insert Aomine's trying-to-flirt face*
  • Kuroko: pfftt~ You're really funny Aomine-kun.
  • Aomine: Hey! I'm trying to flirt here! Don't make me feel embarrassed!
  • ______________________________
  • • Akashi Seijuro's Case •
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Akashi: Hmmm.. Come closer, I'll whisper it to you.
  • Kuroko: Okay. *Kuroko steps forward until his ear is reaching Akashi-kun's lips*
  • Akashi: It would be here- *bites Kuroko's earlobe then licks it*
  • Kuroko: A-akashi-kun! *steps backward* Akashi-kun you pervert!
  • Akashi: Only to you.
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  • Kiss on the forehead = Respect/Friendship/I comfort you
  • Kiss on the hand = I adore you/Friendship/Affection
  • Kiss on the nose = "You're cute."
  • Kiss on the lips = "I love you."
  • Kiss on the collarbone = Intimacy/A seductive gesture
  • Kiss on the earlobe = Passionate Sexual Intention/I want you
  • Kuroko: *lost in a crowd* I can't find him.. This calls for drastic measures
  • *inhales* KUROKO TETSUYA SUCKS! HE'S A FUCKING WEAKLING!!
  • Akashi: Show your face you imbecile! I'll show you how good Tetsuya su-
  • Kuroko: Ah.. There's Akashi-kun
  • Aomine: Fucking say that to my face jackass!!
  • Kagami: Who the fuck said that!?
  • Kise: KUROKOCCHI!!!
  • Kuroko: What are they doing here...
  • Murasakibara: I'll crush you, whoever said that
  • Midorima: I just came by here, it's not that I'm concern for Kuroko or anything but bad luck will come if you underestimated Aquarius.
  • Kuroko: *facepalms*
  • [when Kise joined]
  • Midorima: Who's that?
  • Kuroko: Kise-kun.
  • Midorima: He’s got a very punchable face.
  • Kuroko: Yeah, I noticed that.
  • Aomine: AoKuro is the best pairing.
  • Midorima: No, it's MidoKuro.
  • Kise: No, it's KiKuro!
  • Akashi: Have you lost all of your sanity, everyone?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Akashi: It's AkaKuro. And no one can convince me that it isn't canon.
  • Kagami: Kuroko and I have been partners so it's KagaKuro.
  • Akashi: No one ask you, though.
  • Kagami: ... How mean.
  • Murasakibara: It's MuraKuro since Kuro-chin and I likes snacks.
  • Aomine: AoKuro!
  • Kise: KiKuro!
  • Midorima: MidoKuro!
  • Akashi: AkaKuro!
  • Kagami: KagaKuro!
  • Murasakibara: MuraKuro!
  • Kuroko: ...
  • Kuroko: It's Kuroko x Vanilla.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kuroko: It's pretty much canon and everyone knew that.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kuroko: Midorima-kun, please keep an eye on Kise-kun today. He’s going to say something stupid to the wrong person and get punched.
  • Midorima: Sure, I’d love to see Kise get punched.
  • Kuroko: Try again.
  • Midorima, sighing: I will stop Kise from getting punched.
  • Akashi: Relationship update: Still gay for Tetsuya.
  • Midorima: You're not the only one.
  • Kagami: Who haven't turned gay when they interact with Kuroko, anyway? Even straight girls became gay for him.
  • Momoi: You're obviously right.
  • Midorima: The thing is, I have something to tell you.
  • Akashi: You know you can say anything to me, Midorima. We've known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could bent our impenetrable bond.
  • Midorima: I'm dating Kuroko.
  • Akashi: You're dead to me.
  • Midorima: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd.
  • Kuroko: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you. You’re already in the fan discs.
Who is Kuroko Tetsuya's first love?
  • Kagami: This is unusual... Why on earth are you here?
  • Aomine: This is a public restaurant where people can come here...
  • Kise: You guys are fighting again... Kurokocchi! How are you!?
  • Kuroko: Hello, Kise-kun, Aomine-kun.
  • Kagami: Seriously. Don't sit with us.
  • Aomine: Like I said, this is a public restaurant, we can sit wherever we want.
  • Kagami: This is the first time I heard such a thing!
  • Kuroko: Let them join us, Kagami-kun.
  • Kagami: ...
  • ---
  • Kise: Hey, hey, over here, Midorimacchi!
  • Midorima: This is troublesome. Why do I have to join you guys?
  • Aomine: Tetsu said it's like a reunion. Though, all of us agreed not to invite Akashi and Murasakibara.
  • Midorima: Because they lived far away from here... And why is Kise here?
  • Kise: I have a gig around this area-ssu!
  • Midorima: So... what's going on?
  • Kagami: Well, I was the one who suggested it... May I asked all of you?
  • Everyone: Hm?
  • Kagami: Who was Kuroko's first love?
  • Kuroko: !!!
  • Kise: Eh?!
  • Aomine: ...
  • Midorima: Stupid...
  • Kagami: All I want to know is who was it?
  • Kise: I bet it was me! Because Kurokocchi was my personal trainer when I first joined the club. Also we spent a lot of times!
  • Midorima: Wouldn't be clear if Murasakibara was Kuroko's first love? They do get along pretty well when it comes to snacks.
  • Kuroko: I used Murasakibara-kun for snacks testing. No feelings included.
  • Aomine: So Murasakibara is out.
  • Kise: It wouldn't be Akashicchi, right?
  • Kuroko: Well...
  • Kagami: Are you somewhat have a fetish for red haired dude, Kuroko?
  • Kuroko: How rude. Akashi-kun wasn't my first love either.
  • Midorima: Would you just tell us then?
  • Aomine: Hey, Midorima, why are you so eager about knowing it?
  • Kise: He's expecting it to be him!
  • Midorima: I was not!
  • Kuroko: Well, sorry Midorima-kun, it's not you either.
  • Midorima: ....
  • Kagami: So it's between Aomine and Kise?
  • Kuroko: Exactly... well---
  • Aomine: Was it .... me?
  • Kise: No-ssu! It was me!
  • Aomine: Don't be ridiculous, Kise! I was Tetsu's partner.
  • Kise: So?! I was Kurokocchi's underclassmen.
  • Kagami: Would you guys stop it? It's bugging me, Kuroko. Would you just tell us?
  • Kuroko: Can't be helped it.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kuroko: It's Nijimura-senpai.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kuroko: Nn? What's wrong?
  • Midorima: W...why Nijimura-san? Why him?!
  • Kise: Who? Nijimura-san? Why him?!
  • Aomine: I was ready! But didn't expect to be that devil dude!
  • Kagami: Who was that?
  • Midorima: Teiko's former captain before Akashi got the title. An upperclassmen of us.
  • Kagami: Ou... Wait?! Aomine, why are you entering the ZONE?!
  • Aomine: Must... Hunt... Nijimura...
  • Midorima: ...
  • Kagami: Where are you going?!
  • Midorima: My lucky item for today is Nijimura-san. I must get over where he is and hunt him down.
  • Kise: Do you even know where he lives?
  • Midorima: Takao can take care of it. Well then.
  • Kagami: ... Kise, I'm surprised you weren't--- what the fuck?!
  • Kise: Kagamicchi, it's just once in a life time... so, let me use this tray and hunt him as well.
  • Kagami: You're scary... Kuroko, stop them.
  • Kuroko: I doubt I can. The only person who can stop these three is Akashi-kun.
  • Kagami: Call him then!
  • Kuroko: Akashi-kun just sent me a mail and he said that he will hunt Nijimura-senpai as well.
  • Kagami: How did he... Ack?! You were there all along?!
  • Akashi: I cannot missed this once in a life time reunion. If you'll excuse me, I have a senpai to exterminate.
  • Kagami: ... Kuroko.
  • Kuroko: Do you want to watch a bloody scene, Kagami-kun?
  • Kagami: You fucking started it! Now fix it!