Pokemon Go! At Hogwarts
So Hogsmeade somehow gets Internet/cell phone reception making the weekends there the most chaotic thing ever once the app hits.
At first, the pures and magic-raised half bloods don’t get WHAT the muggleborns are doing and what magic creatures they’re pretending to catch but it’s like only a couple hours before everyone is in on it.
There’s one gym, Hogsmeade station and three stops, three broomsticks, Honeydukes and the Shrieking shake (wtf all the way over there??)
Teams are confusing at first bc it’s not houses and students try to pick the same teams but confusion hits and suddenly everyone is on different teams and Slytherins are teaming up with gryffindors to defend the gym and everyone is everyone yelling about which pokemon is where.
Then someone gets the brooms.
And it’s choas as the students try to hatch their eggs in the air. Mid air collisions. The adult villagers are sooooooooooo confused.
Dumbledore watches all of this with a smile as all the houses work together teaching each other and running around that he whispers to a lone third year “there’s a mew in the forbidden forest”.