Microsoft Windows


Orchestra plays Microsoft Windows™ - the waltz

This guy literally conducts people saying “shit” omfg

Please fire me. I get in trouble for my “lack of efficiency” but I’m working on an computer that still has a floppy disk drive and runs on Microsoft Windows 2000! It’s 14 years old… Oh, and I get constant alerts of shutting down due to a thermal event. It heats up so bad it sounds like it’s gonna take off.

Paint (formerly Paintbrush for Windows) is a simple computer graphics program that has been included with all versions of Microsoft Windows. For its simplicity, it rapidly became one of the most used applications in the early versions of Windows—introducing many to painting on a computer for the first time—and is still widely used for simple image manipulation tasks.


Windows 10 coming this Summer, free upgrade for everyone

Microsoft is pushing Windows 10 hard. So hard that starting this Summer every Windows 7 or 8 user will get a free upgrade to the latest Windows. Now here’s the really surprising news, that includes non-genuine versions. Yep, you read that right. Even pirated copies of Windows 7 or 8 will be available to upgrade to the latest OS for FREE. Well, that’s one way to make sure that everyone gets on the same boat.