Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.
Donald trump is facing media backlash, his cabinet is falling apart, kellyanne conway’s face is melting off, his public opinion levels are extremely low, he’s ranting constantly and somewhere, on a sunny island, with a cocktail in his hand, barack obama is laughing