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“When I became a father, my whole sense of God and the Sabbath was redefined. When I look into the eyes of my son, Prince, and daughter, Paris, I see miracles and I see beauty. Every single day becomes the Sabbath. Having children allows me to enter this magical and holy world every moment of every day. I see God through my children. I speak to God through my children. I am humbled for the blessings He has given me.” Michael Jackson

ok but

one day when calum has a child and she/he becomes a teenager and they are just surfing the web, they are one day going to accidentally pass a picture of caLUM’S ASS OR HIM HIDING HIS DICK IN THAT FUCKING HAT AND THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EITHER IGNORE IT AND BE TRAUMATIZED FOREVER OR JUST ASK CALUM THEMSELVES FOR AN EXPLANATION OF WHY THAT PICTURE EXISTS.

Cheating Cheaters

Putting to one side that Michael is a murdering shit for a minute, let’s look at facts for the benefit of the delusional peanut gallery.

Primarily consisting of - devinweston, chiliadmystery, vicecities  vvulpesinculta c0le-macgrath drnoorenajjar etc

We know that:

● Michael cheated first.

● It’s claimed (tho never outright proven in canon) that he has continued to cheat.

● Michael is a shitty husband and a worse father.

● Michael sold out his best friend and left all he knew, in an attempt to give his family a better life than they had.

●  Michael threatened to kill his wife/mother of his children.

●  Michael is a mass murderer/shameless crook.

●  Michael has put his family in danger as a result of his own greed/anger issues. 

As a couple:

● Michael and Amanda canonically do not have sex.
(which apparently Michael is using her for according to devinweston logic!)
● In Michael’s own words claims they are married only in name.

Now let’s look at what we know about Amanda:

● Amanda was forced to leave her life behind, for a better one.

●  Amanda went from a trailer park dwelling hooker/stripper to being a rich Vinewood Hills Wife because of her husband’s betrayal.

● Amanda repeatedly claims to hate the blood money from said betrayal.

● Yet Amanda appears to have no problem in continually and lavishly spending  the blood money she claims to hate.

● She has not only just cheated once, not just twice, but numerous times within canon. (Go to the in game psychic/Lifeinvader and discover that she’s been with everyone from Jimmy’s third grade teacher, to the garbage man.)

● Amanda joined a sex dating site to meet guys, using Michael’s money for membership (because she doesn’t make her own).

● Amanda used Michael’s money to fund her affairs with the tennis coach and her yoga instructor.

● She conducted said affairs in their martial bed, merely feet away from where their children slept.

● When Michael says “I don’t see you complaining on the way to the bank” she cannot respond, and instead deflects the blame onto him. (Showing the exact same behavior that Michael is hated for.)  

● Amanda demanded that Michael stop cheating and be faithful, he apologized and promised to do his best to make that happen.

● Amanda has NEVER apologized for her infidelity and continues to refuse to admit any responsibility for her actions. (Another thing that fandom hates Michael for)

● She never returned the promise to be faithful herself.

● She threatened to have Michael (husband, father of her children and soul provider) locked up.

● Despite the threats and the danger to her own life and those of her children, she went back to him.

Why?

● She’s made it abundantly clear that she doesn’t love him, while she still might care for him to some degree for history’s sake.
● She even says she was never interested in him to begin with, that she wanted the “other guy”. (Brad)
● It’s canon that she and Michael are no longer intimate.
● She knows the relationship is toxic.
● She knows the relationship puts her life (and those of her children) at risk.

So why does she go back to him?

It’s not because Michael is emotionally manipulative, she is not a vulnerable, or abused wife.

She already made steps to leave him for good. The only thing that has changed when she agrees to try again is Michael’s bank balance.

She goes back to him because of the money he’s started making again (post Vangelico) because money is her god and she’s dependent on him and no other reason.

If she wanted to leave him, she could! There is literally NO reason why she can’t walk out and divorce him. Witness Sec is no excuse. To divorce you need a marriage certificate and a cause to do so. The FIB should have provided one with their new identities, if they didn’t, then she’s legally only married to a dead man.

The kids are adults in their own right, and she has no problem finding other men, but other men aren’t as rich and controlled by guilt as her husband, are they?

Yes Michael is an complete asshole. Yes he’s a murdering, selfish scumbag who doesn’t care about anyone but himself, but guess what? Amanda is a massive gaping asshole too. The only difference between them is that she doesn’t have blood on her hands!

She cares about nothing but money, looking good and having sex with men who are better than her husband. She doesn’t even seem to care about her kids, or the impact her behavior has on them.

But of course, that’s all excusable because HE CHEATED FIRST.

Amanda is not fucking “queen”. REPEAT. Amanda is NOT FUCKING QUEEN. Amanda De Santa is a duplicitous hypocrite, who is as manipulative and avoidant as her vilified husband, that she (and fandom) claim to despise so much. She is guilty of dozens of the same behaviors as Michael and is not worthy of sympathy or respect, get your  heads out of your ass!

You cannot paint Michael as Satan, while painting Amanda as a saint!

Their behavior in regards to their marriage and fidelity is practically identically. Stop hiding behind Michael’s crimes to demonize him and celebrate Amanda. It’s fucking ridiculous!

Call me a woman hater, a anti feminist, label this a Michael defense post, or whatever helps you explain it but these haters are the facts. They are both assholes, you can’t accept that of one and not the other!

anonymous asked:

Michael is weak His children will be weak And they will not survive the meme winter

Truest thing EVER

demonbxstard asked:

Satan wasn't happy, being forced to transform he whined loudly hoping someone would pay attention to this giant monster puppy

Michael flew down happily as he wanted to see his brother’s children again. Blinking he spotted a large beast and flew over. Landing on the ground next to the large beast he looked nervous and pulled out his holy blade. 

“H-Hello? E-excuse me s-sir you aren’t suppose to be on this plane!” he said trying to sound confident. 

michael: *calls fans his children*
me: yes i am your small infant. protect me at all costs. hold me in your sweet, pale arms forever,,,sweet marshmallow

My Babysitter: closed rp

It was a great day on the Earth moon colony Luna. Second lieutenant Michael Anderson was standing outside of the officers quarters that his children lived at and so with his eldest children out and busy, he smiles when seeing the upper classman high school student approach them. “I have heard great things about you and I truly appreciate you willing to watch my youngest daughter. Since I’m going to be leaving soon myself, I will have my phone with me, let me know if there is any problems and I will keep you posted on my schedule.” Glued to his arm was an unhappy Lilian. Her short hair was lovingly brushed and she wore a plain shortsleeved shirt with jeans and tennis shoes on. Her white blonde eyebrows were furrowed in her frustration.

Cheating Cheaters

**!!!!Reposting from the original post since people who can’t handle facts that damage their precious bb chose to flag it out of the tags. (I’ll sent up a queue if necessary and flood the place!) You have your say CONSTANTLY and it’s about time someone else had theirs.!!!!**

Putting to one side that Michael is a murdering shit for a minute, let’s look at facts for the benefit of the delusional peanut gallery.

Primarily consisting of - devinweston, chiliadmystery, vicecities  vvulpesinculta c0le-macgrath drnoorenajjar etc

We know that:

● Michael cheated first.

● It’s claimed (tho never outright proven in canon) that he has continued to cheat.

● Michael is a shitty husband and a worse father.

● Michael sold out his best friend and left all he knew, in an attempt to give his family a better life than they had.

●  Michael threatened to kill his wife/mother of his children.

●  Michael is a mass murderer/shameless crook.

●  Michael has put his family in danger as a result of his own greed/anger issues. 

As a couple:

● Michael and Amanda canonically do not have sex.
(which apparently Michael is using her for according to devinweston logic!)
● In Michael’s own words claims they are married only in name.

Now let’s look at what we know about Amanda:

● Amanda was forced to leave her life behind, for a better one.

●  Amanda went from a trailer park dwelling hooker/stripper to being a rich Vinewood Hills Wife because of her husband’s betrayal.

● Amanda repeatedly claims to hate the blood money from said betrayal.

● Yet Amanda appears to have no problem in continually and lavishly spending  the blood money she claims to hate.

● She has not only just cheated once, not just twice, but numerous times within canon. (Go to the in game psychic/Lifeinvader and discover that she’s been with everyone from Jimmy’s third grade teacher, to the garbage man.)

● Amanda joined a sex dating site to meet guys, using Michael’s money for membership (because she doesn’t make her own).

● Amanda used Michael’s money to fund her affairs with the tennis coach and her yoga instructor.

● She conducted said affairs in their martial bed, merely feet away from where their children slept.

● When Michael says “I don’t see you complaining on the way to the bank” she cannot respond, and instead deflects the blame onto him. (Showing the exact same behavior that Michael is hated for.)  

● Amanda demanded that Michael stop cheating and be faithful, he apologized and promised to do his best to make that happen.

● Amanda has NEVER apologized for her infidelity and continues to refuse to admit any responsibility for her actions. (Another thing that fandom hates Michael for)

● She never returned the promise to be faithful herself.

● She threatened to have Michael (husband, father of her children and soul provider) locked up.

● Despite the threats and the danger to her own life and those of her children, she went back to him.

Why?

● She’s made it abundantly clear that she doesn’t love him, while she still might care for him to some degree for history’s sake.
● She even says she was never interested in him to begin with, that she wanted the “other guy”. (Brad)
● It’s canon that she and Michael are no longer intimate.
● She knows the relationship is toxic.
● She knows the relationship puts her life (and those of her children) at risk.

So why does she go back to him?

It’s not because Michael is emotionally manipulative, she is not a vulnerable, or abused wife.

She already made steps to leave him for good. The only thing that has changed when she agrees to try again is Michael’s bank balance.

She goes back to him because of the money he’s started making again (post Vangelico) because money is her god and she’s dependent on him and no other reason.

If she wanted to leave him, she could! There is literally NO reason why she can’t walk out and divorce him. Witness Sec is no excuse. To divorce you need a marriage certificate and a cause to do so. The FIB should have provided one with their new identities, if they didn’t, then she’s legally only married to a dead man.

The kids are adults in their own right, and she has no problem finding other men, but other men aren’t as rich and controlled by guilt as her husband, are they?

Yes Michael is an complete asshole. Yes he’s a murdering, selfish scumbag who doesn’t care about anyone but himself, but guess what? Amanda is a massive gaping asshole too. The only difference between them is that she doesn’t have blood on her hands!

She cares about nothing but money, looking good and having sex with men who are better than her husband. She doesn’t even seem to care about her kids, or the impact her behavior has on them.

But of course, that’s all excusable because HE CHEATED FIRST.

Amanda is not “queen”. REPEAT. Amanda is NOT QUEEN. Amanda De Santa is a duplicitous hypocrite, who is as manipulative and avoidant as her vilified husband, that she (and fandom) claim to despise so much. She is guilty of dozens of the same behaviors as Michael and is not worthy of sympathy or respect, get your  heads out of your ass!

You cannot paint Michael as Satan, while painting Amanda as a saint!

Their behavior in regards to their marriage and fidelity is practically identically. Stop hiding behind Michael’s crimes to demonize him and celebrate Amanda. It’s ridiculous!

Call me a woman hater, a anti feminist, label this a Michael defense post, or whatever helps you explain it but these haters are the facts. They are both assholes (who vocally hate each other) you can’t accept that of one and not the other!

anonymous asked:

what the fuck does it matter that michael cheated first? amanda has been cheating continuously since jimmy was in 3rd grade and was banging her tennis coach that michael was paying for in his house across the hall from her fucking childrens rooms. omfg get a fucking grip please!!!!!

MICHAEL IS A MURDERER MICHAEL IS A THIEVING, HYPOCRITICAL, BACKSTABBING MURDERER AND YOU’RE TRYING TO COMPARE AMANDA TO HIM I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

anonymous asked:

Michael better stop interacting with these children BEFORE I FUCKING STEAL HIS SPERM AND GO TO A DOCTOR AND HAVE THEM INJECT ME WITH THAT FUCKING STUFF AND MAKE HIM COME TAKE CARE OF THE BABY

same tbh

6 anos sem Michael Jackson

Já faz seis anos desde que Michael Jackson se despediu de nós. Sua música e história serão lembradas por gerações de fãs de música que sempre vão reverenciar o Rei do Pop!

“Michael Jackson lives on in the hearts of millions, not just for his unmatched talent and artistry but for his optimistic spirit of kindness, warmth and caring that is sorely missed today. In a world numbed by senseless acts of violence, hatred and needless suffering, we remember and honor Michael’s optimistic passion in spreading universal messages of peace, unity, healing and love to every part of the earth during the all-too brief time he was with us. On this day, our thoughts and prayers are especially with Michael’s children and loved ones as we honor his legacy of compassion and determination that all of us can make a better world without hurt, fear and sorrow.” – The Estate of Michael Jackson

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NAME: The Rev. Michael Dolan

  • Age: 33
  • Origin: Jersey City, New Jersey
  • Formerly: Lutheran Minister
  • Dexterity: Communication, Textiles
  • Inability: Weaponry, Do-It-Yourself

BEFORE THE OUTBREAK

  • Born into a working class Irish-Catholic family, Michael was the youngest of four children, all boys. His earliest childhood memory consisted of a certain nun informing him an old monsignor was buried on their church lawn. This realization perhaps granted the boy a premature fascination with death.
  • As if to reinforce the comforting notion that heaven waited on the other side, Michael thus fostered an intimate religious identity. While his parents were not necessarily strict about their faith, they were at least dedicated, and Michael willingly attended mass with them every Sundays, even as a child. He became an altar server in the fourth grade.
  • After graduating from middle school, Michael attended a local “all boys” parochial high school on a partial scholarship. At the age of fifteen, he became a Eucharistic minister and remained heavily involved in his school’s campus ministry program and boxing team, something he joined to stay in shape but later grew to enjoy. He lacked the speed and endurance for more traditional sports, but he was quick, small, and good at ducking.
  • By the time Michael turned sixteen, he knew he wanted to enter the priesthood. However, it was around the same time he realized he was experiencing romantic and sexual attraction to his classmates. Stifling these feelings, he pressed onward to university and eventually to seminary, keeping his lips properly sealed and welcoming the promise of chastity.
  • By the time Michael was twenty-six, he had become a member of the Jesuit order and held his degrees in theology and philosophy. For a brief time, he even taught the subjects at his old high school.
  • Two years later, after much soul searching, Michael would renounce his vows and leave the Church in an ill-advised protest against the public firing of homosexual Catholic volunteers. This incident coincided with a student privately coming out to him during an academic advising session.
  • Beginning to reconcile his vocation and his growing sense of self-acceptance, Michael would thus turn to the Lutheran Church and begin the process of conversion, still intent on leading the life of a minister on his own terms.
  • This decision, coupled with his newly revealed homosexuality, propelled Michael away from his family and to California, where he attended a Lutheran seminary. After finishing his new education, he began work as a pastor at a congregation in Berkeley, California.

AFTER THE OUTBREAK

  • On the day the first signs of infection appeared, Michael had just agreed to take on the duties of a youth minister. He was drawn out of his new office by a news segment playing on another pastor’s radio. Despite warnings, the pair of them decided to stay for the congregation, unaware of just how bad things truly were.
  • Although Michael took the opportunity to telephone his parents and siblings, he only managed to get into immediate contact with one older brother. It would be the last time he spoke to him.
  • At the small church service that evening, Michael tried to quell any notion that some sort of apocalypse was occurring. However, things took a turn for the chaotic when an infected man burst in and began displaying erratic behavior. In the subsequent commotion, Michael and a handful of others would find themselves outside as Berkeley began devolving into chaos. They ran and sought shelter at a nearby police station
  • After collecting themselves, the group would begin moving northward, primarily traveling off-road to avoid the cluttered highways and taking on new members as they met them. The weeks that followed were tumultuous and weighed heavily on the young pastor’s mind, but he clung still to his faith.
  • Michael’s optimism caused tensions with another man in the group, creating a divide. Eventually, the ragtag team fractured, splitting into two factions and heading their separate ways. Michael would land in Fall City some time later after an ambush separated him from his group.

CONNECTIONS

Parker Kennedy: Michael’s group briefly crossed paths with a segment of Parker’s in California. After a short standoff, the two teams went their separate ways without incident, but Michael at least recognized Parker upon his arrival in Fall City. Although their respective teams were less than civil, he holds no ill will toward the younger man.

Dylan Byrd: Michael and Dylan share something of a bizarre fledgling friendship. While he is less than thrilled about their love for slaying infected, he identifies with them as something of a ‘social misfit’ and as someone who has simply accepted the world for how it is now. Still, disagreements on Michael’s more optimistic interpretation of that do arise, and the pair can be known to bicker.

Lucas Rose: After a brief conversation, Michael discovered that the team that had informed Lucas of Fall City was an offshoot of his fractured own that had moved eastward. He regards the man at a distance, despite a certain eagerness to know the fates of some of his lost companions.

CONSENSUS

  • Face Claim: Colin O’Donoghue
  • Availability: Taken

HEADCANON.


contrary to popular belief, michael’s fat does not jiggle. there is nothing but solid muscle and, despite his age, can run like an olympian. put two and two together. he played football. he was he star athlete of his school. when you’re a criminal and constantly on the run, you need good legs. although he runs slow and moves a bit slower than the others (since they have been more active than him), by the end of the game (my playthrough, anyways) he can run like he used to. he can jump fences like hurdles without hesitation and can climb like a goddamn monkey. despite being forty-eight, his mobility is like that of a child. because of his sturdy build, it is quite difficult to push michael or knock him over. he used to run with his children clinging off his back, and they were not the lightest. he can carry anyone under three hundred pounds– he can support someone or something above that weight, but it would slow him down considerably. he is, quite literally, brute strength and because he is unaware of his own strength, he is quite rough with handling small gadgets.

when he is filled with adrenaline, he can lift just about anything. there are no limits, and he actually does have a lot more strength under those circumstances. he is not superman, he is still human and can be badly injured by ‘nature’ like humans, animals, etc, but he won’t go down without a fight. also, he is not stupid enough to start a fight with someone inhuman.

anonymous asked:

Hogwarts is under fire and you have time to save 3 students and 3 students only. Who do you pick?

Not Inga–because Nolan would get her for me. So I’d have to take Eddie, Val, and Alyse, assuming Michael grabbed his three children.

MICHAEL JACKSON'S ESTATE HAS MADE NEARLY $2 BILLION SINCE HIS DEATH

MICHAEL JACKSON’S ESTATE HAS MADE NEARLY $2 BILLION SINCE HIS DEATH

June 25 marked the sixth anniversary of the death of legendary music icon Michael Jackson. However, TMZ reports that his children are doing better financially than they have when he was alive, with his estate grossing about $2 billion since his passing. After accounting for expenses, they were able to hold on to $800 million (which still gets cut almost in half after the taxation process), and a…

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