“I remember being in the garden with my nan, she was quite a bit older than me
That’s generally how it works.
“Nan why are we the same age?”
“Oh er I don’t know it’s gone a bit weird”
But I was there and my nan was about 70 and I was about 6 and I thought I saw a fairy and I was like oh my god nan look there’s a fairy, look it is a fairy
In a little tunic skipping through the bracken and my nan you know didn’t have the magical children’s goggles on
She just sort of looked over and went
“Yeah that’s not a fairy is it? That’s a prostitute””