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I remember being in the garden with my nan, she was quite a bit older than me
That’s generally how it works.
“Nan why are we the same age?”
“Oh er I don’t know it’s gone a bit weird”
But I was there and my nan was about 70 and I was about 6 and I thought I saw a fairy and I was like oh my god nan look there’s a fairy, look it is a fairy
In a little tunic skipping through the bracken and my nan you know didn’t have the magical children’s goggles on
She just sort of looked over and went
“Yeah that’s not a fairy is it? That’s a prostitute”
—  Noel Fielding (Magic)
I love Michael McIntyre so much.
  • His hair is amazing.
  • His jokes are just daily things that everyone can relate to.
  • He makes the simplest things absolutely hilarious.
  • He’s so camp.
  • Whenever he does an impression which involves movement, he does this little sort of cool-down walk at the end. 
  • He doesn’t use as many awkwardly sexual jokes as other comedians. 
  • He has a good sense of fashion. 
  • He worked so hard to get where he is (read his autobiography).
  • He looks like a westernised Gok Wan.
  • He skips a lot.
  • He pulls the funniest of faces.

Michael McIntyre is just perfection.