Mezmer

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Mezmer - Pinkly Smooth - Unfortunate Snort

(Pinkly Smooth was the Rev and Synyster’s side project from Avenged Sevenfold. Their only released album is Unfortunate Snort 2002. Some of the pictures in the video are of Pinkly Smooth. The Rev is wearing the pink Kimono and Synyster is to the right on stage, with the Mickey Mouse feet.)

Lyrics to Mezmer:

Today I sold my brother
Into hell, for evermore
Choice there was no other
I’m sad to say, it’s not the last time
I look into your body
Fill you up with enemies
It’s wave, oh, for the next life
I don’t know if I alone want you

She says what about my story time
Afraid, a little side of it is under spy
Some will eventually go out and die.
I think he really wants to die.
I don’t really want to die
I think he really swallowed

Raise it up to the lord,
If I die tomorrow, try to pull on me
Come to me with nothing
Watch you bleed, forever more

Soon he runs into his time, holding on

Choice is on my own tongue
I’m strong enough, such I can deem, of
There is so long here.
It’s not enough for the last time

I look into your body,
Fill you up with enemies,
It’s wave oh for the next life
I don’t know if I alone want you.

Yeah

As I think of some better things to occupy my time,
I went for the study of the evil souls and I wish they obliged
Well, I sat down on your stone and I talked with you for a while
And did you think that it was worth it?

It’s burnin’ on its’ head
And I won’t believe this even happens here
I won’t rest until you bloody
Sanest, darn this, I can’t get you out of sight

It’s your fucking fault

Sick for ya, sign of amaze
Sick for ya, you’ll be numbing for days
For the way, these mother fuckers never fail.

Sick for ya
So, sick for ya

Today I saw my brother
Into hell, for evermore
Choice there was no other
I’m sad to say, it’s not the last time
I look into your body
Fill you up with enemies
It’s wave, oh, for the next life
I don’t know if I alone want you
—  Pinkly Smooth
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This was the first MEZMER story that I ever did.  In this startling encounter I introduce Mumfot, the shirtless champion of the Moon Elders.  I also drop some pretty accurate facts about Draculas.  This story set up the tone of the larger MEZMER story, but it’s not really a part of it anymore.  Mumfot never gets his face melted off :P

Mezmer

Those eyes are shimmering like a slithering snake’s eyes in prowl, mean and rigid, toxic charm

Love is unseen, nothing can be predicted, beautiful tunes, venomous vibrations, rattling my bones, creating electric current in my veins

Graceful fangs, showing her best, so cold and intimidating, very hard to explain, very complex to comprehend

High notes drift me away, create wings on my back, fly me up to the place above the clouds where I can see nothing but emptiness

The melody keeps me hanging on, her voice gives me the chill I never felt before, the beauty of poisonous amplified music

These eyes don’t blink, the teardrops fall from these eyes, yet she keeps on unleashing magical voodoo that keeps me astonished

It’s hollow, everything is perfect yet it’s still hollow, it’s empty, love is still unseen, love is somewhere else not here

She hides it professionally, she tucks it away artistically, she closes her eyes to pamper me with the heavenly natural sound

Flawless, it’s just flawless, who will notice? Who would?

At least no one would, no one will find out, she’s keeps becoming flawless to hide her flaws