GUEST: (on phone) What’s a good Mexican place that delivers?
CONCIERGE: There’s __, they’re fantastic and will deliver.
GUEST: No. My friend said that place and I looked them up and they don’t have fajitas.
CONCIERGE: (thinks: “Delivery fajitas? What is wrong with you?”) Okay, specifically for fajitas, let me take a look.
GUEST: (huge sigh)
CONCIERGE: ___ will deliver and makes fajitas.
GUEST: It doesn’t have to be fajitas.
GUEST: Or Mexican, really. Just somewhere good. I looked at the room service. It was okay. I just want something good, honestly.
CONCIERGE: Okay, there’s __ for American, __ for Italian, and __ for Chinese.
GUEST: Okay, that’s fine I guess, but do any of those have fajitas?
CONCIERGE: Well, no, those are jsut good places nearby.
GUEST: I called asking for fajitas.
CONCIERGE: And then you said you didn’t need for them to be places that had fajitas, you just wanted a good recommendation.
GUEST: Yeah. That is what I want.
CONCIERGE: There’s __ for delivery fajitas, and __, ___, and ___ jsut for good restaurants that deliver.
GUEST: And they all have fajitas?
(Concierge’s brain makes the sound of sizzling onions and peppers.)