“Don’t call me Lord Snow.” The dwarf lifted an eyebrow. “Would you rather be called the Imp? Let them see that their words can cut you, and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name, take it, make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore.”

Game of Thrones Season 5 Finale Death List
  • Selyse Baratheon:*hanging from a tree*
  • Me:Yep, she's dead.
  • Stannis Baratheon:*Brienne swings a sword at him, we don't see him die*
  • Me:Yep, he's dead.
  • Mycella Baratheon:*Nose bleeding indicating poison*
  • Me:Yep, she's dead.
  • Meryn Trant:*Arya makes him "no one"*
  • Me:Thanks the Gods, he's dead!
  • Sansa Stark and Theon Greyjoy:*Jump off a battlement into the melting snowbank that no human could realistically survive*
  • Me:Meh, they'll be fine.
  • Jon Snow:*Stabbed seven or so times, once through the heart by his turncoat little squire - damn you, Ollie! - and is left to bleed out in the freezing cold snow*

Jaqen H’ghar: Arya Stark…how do I begin to explain Arya Stark?

Gendry: Arya Stark is flawless.

Syrio Forel: I hear her sword is insured for 10,000 dragons.

Varys: I hear she does oyster, clams, and cockles commercials…in Braavos.

Yorren: One time she met Gendry in King’s Landing—

Hot Pie: —And he told her she was pretty.

Meryn Trant: One time she stabbed me in the eyes…it was awesome.

Game of Thrones episode 10 Summary

-Stannis’ army didn’t drink their gogo juice

- ¿¿¿¿ Theon and Sansa?????¿¿ ¿¿ ? ¿¿ ¿¿?????????

-I don’t want to talk about Selyse but okay I’m going to mention it

-Brienne? This candle is about to be blown out, just like you blow at yOUR JOB

-Alas, Renly wins. I guess

-Meryn Trant got his oysters taken OUT

-When your parents think you’re reading but you’re actually JAQEN H’GHAR but you’re actually an OLD LADY but you’re actually A RANDOM DUDE but you’re actually —-….——-….

-Are there any good optometrist in Braavos? Asking for a friend

-Varys appeases my gentle spirit

-Awww Drogon actually took a nap

-Dothrakis they see me ridin’

-Amazing Cersei scenes, I have nothing dumb to say please let me live

- Jon Snow, to Olly: