Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.

  • Aragorn: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb hobbits until I got dumb hobbits myself. I've only had Frodo and Sam for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
  • Galadriel: Celeborn and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
  • Celeborn: Sentences.
  • Galadriel: Please don't interrupt me.

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  • Pippin: I will now drink eight glasses of milk in three minutes.
  • Samwise: Nope! No, you won’t. No, you won’t because if you do that, you will die.
Well, I can add ‘this fucking mountain’ to the list of things that have tried to kill me that by all reasonable thinking should not have tried to kill me. I think this is the weirdest, unseating Creepy Sentient Murder Tree and pushing the Ghost of Monarchies Past into the number three spot, but I might be wrong.

- Meriadoc “Merry” Brandybuck, The Lord of the Rings, book II, chapter IV


The Fellowship of the Ring - Chapter Four: A Short Cut to Mushrooms

They halted, wondering what to do. “First check!” said Pippin, smiling grimly.

Sam Gamgee looked back. Through an opening in the trees he caught a glimpse of the top of the green back from which they had climbed down.

‘Look!’ he said, clutching Frodo by the arm. They all looked, and on the edge high above them they saw against the sky a horse standing. Beside it stooped a black figure.

  • Frodo: [in Mordor] This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness.