I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb hobbits until I got dumb hobbits myself. I've only had Frodo and Sam for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Well, I can add ‘this fucking mountain’ to the list of things that have tried to kill me that by all reasonable thinking should not have tried to kill me. I think this is the weirdest, unseating Creepy Sentient Murder Tree and pushing the Ghost of Monarchies Past into the number three spot, but I might be wrong.
- Meriadoc “Merry” Brandybuck, The Lord of the Rings, book II, chapter IV
I wanted to write a cute drabble, there are lots of things going on right now that are weighing me down and I just want to write. So here goes!!!
Gosh that elf was adorable, so ridiculously innocent, just a cinnamon roll if there ever was one.
You guys had been packing for a bit, the pain of everything still palpable, the loss of Mithrandir, what Galadriel had said, everything. So when Legolas saw his favorite food, it was enough to make him break into a huge grin. “Lembas, elvish waybread, one small bite is enough fill the stomach of a grown man.” He said, taking a bite, the most ridiculously cute expression on his face, before turning around to talk to Strider, jumping from the boat you were currently sitting on. By that time you were holding in the giggles, barely managing to keep a straight face. Straying behind, you listened to the conversation of the two hobbits while you restrung your bow, wondering what they would say next.
The hobbits kept their gaze on the blonde elf for a minute before turning to each other. “How many did you eat?” Merry asked in the most natural tone, like they were sitting in their chairs in a hobbit hole, sipping tea and eating scones, not on a crazy journey to destroy the most powerful piece of jewelry in existence. That in itself was hilarious, but the next piece of conversation just broke you.
“Four.” Replied the hobbit, taking a belch at the end of the reply. And you just lost it.
“___ what’s wrong!” Legolas called out, turning around to see his fellow elf gasping for breath, bow at their side, laughing like there was no tomorrow. “What’s so funny?” He asked, confusedly, towards the hobbits, that were just staring at you.
“It’s, it’s nothing!” You managed to get out before erupting in another fit of giggles. Legolas just stared at you, an odd look on his face, something that caused you to laugh even harder. Finally you managed to calm down. “Sorry Legolas, there was just something funny I remembered.” You got out, trying to not start laughing again.
“Okay __, just happy you’re okay.” Legolas said, a suspicious look on his face. You saw Aragorn also was holding back a smile. You flashed a grin at him, before finishing restringing your bow and getting in your boat to continue your journey.
Hope ya like! This was just something that I wanted to write, a cute little drabble, but I still hope it has at least some quality!! Have fun reading!!