Shakespeare modern translation.
Hamlet: *Pretends to be insane and accidentally becomes insane*
Romeo and Juliet: 1st world problems with twelve year olds.
Julius Caesar: Can I have a Caesar salad?
Merry Wives of Windsor: Midlife crisis.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Inception.
Macbeth: How not to get away with murder.
The Taming of the Shrew: Don’t know whether to be offended or to laugh awkwardly. Proceeds to do both.
Much Ado About Nothing: Everyone wants everyone.
Merchant of Venice: Well that escalated quickly.
Othello: A break up song gone wrong.
Every single sonnet: *One arm draped over eyes* The angst that is my life.