Listen. The men on Broadway are GRANDPAS.
Andy Mientus, surprisingly, is also an elderly man. He bakes things while wearing baseball caps. I mean.
Then there’s Darren Criss. He knits when he gets bored backstage.
And of course Aaron Tveit, the grandpa king, who uses these phrases:
“rad” “beautiful thanksgiving turkey sandwich” “okie dokie” “those subwoofers were bumpin” “swell!” “slammin’ rock music” “all up in my neck business” “go ahead, yuck it up” “oh gosh” “who in the heck”
Conclusion? The best fanmail would be some plain crackers, denture cream and a hearing aid coupon.