Let’s all take a moment of appreciation for the 1977 disco Star Wars theme, which sounds like something so bad it’s good, but it is improbably awesome. Crank this up, the Cantina bass groove is AMAZING. Not to mention that album art! Oh but wait, it gets better: This is the short version. There’s also a 15-MINUTE MEDLY which effortlessly glides through numerous Star Wars themes on a spaceship of funk. You’re welcome.