Because my Maya cosplay isn’t going to arrive on time, I’ve created a casual Maya outfit! It just consists of her respective colours turned into casual clothes! I also discovered it takes me 20 minutes to apply her make-up lel.
My husband and my son were bewitched by a mermaid singing. These fools wouldn’t fish. They came back home with no fish. Finally they realized that we had nothing to eat or to sell at the market. We were dying from hunger. So then they put corks in their ears for not to be bewitched. They were able to fish again, and I thank the Virgin for we have food on our table again.
Maya keeps a ridiculous number of pillows and blankets on her bed. Like we’re talking a “what could a human being possibly need this many pillows and blankets for” number. Between that and Krieg taking up half the bed 95% of the time you usually go in and all you see of her is
she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen tell her she’s as gorgeous as a thousand sunsets tell her you need her help tell her to rescue you and care for you and whatever you do, do not scream the word ‘poop’ at the top of your lungs