Mary-Berry

Pistachio and Lemon Drizzle Cake: There’s only one way to eat a drizzle cake, and Mary’s no newcomer to such things. Here, an incredibly rare sighting of a front-bite in the wild is accompanied but all the requisite accessories. As is customary, Mary is delving into that drizzle dripping in gems, stones, and a hot polish. There’s only one word to describe this bite: opulence.

She. Owns. EVERYTHING.

Consequences of binge-watching GBBO include:

• getting a bit wine drunk
• eyeing up contestants’ style and texting your bestie like ‘yo, I think I need to add some serious grandma sweater swag to my wardrobe’
• becoming determined to master all manner of pastry and breads
• saying goodbye to that idea you had about low-card dieting
• saying hello to your nonna’s old focaccia bread recipe
• deciding which gentlemen contestants you’d bring home based on their baking style (I’m looking at you, Selasi *wink*)
• getting really hungry
• judging your food as if you’re MARY Berry and Paul Hollywood
• a lingering question as to whether Paul was born with that last name, or whether he took it to seem really cool

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First episode of Bake Off and the contestants have already learned to use booze to appease Mary Berry