My thought process trying to make a sad gifset:

GBBO AU* - Dean as the unlikely star baker with his home made American comfort foods, cheered on by his clueless Mom from the sidelines; Mary Berry and her aloof but smoking hot co-host Castiel seem to have it in for his creations yet he makes it to the final against the ruthless Toni and Mick, who are definitely working together to sabotage him; he may overcome the odds and create the perfect pie but what he truly wins is Castiel’s heart

*told entirely from Mary Berry’s POV

keyofjetwolf  asked:

"Don’t be a fucking asshole." IT'S LIKE I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. No but the vital question: which tea sandwiches are you going to make to secure rightful victory for queen and country?

cucumber butter, which the BBC assured me is “quintessentially british” and egg salad per Mary Berry


First episode of Bake Off and the contestants have already learned to use booze to appease Mary Berry

@consulting-mutt replied to your post“My thought process trying to make a sad gifset: GBBO AU* - Dean as the…”

honestly though don’t tell me Mary Berry wouldn’t love Dean’s taste in alcohol and his ability to just incorporate it into EVERYTHING they’d be best liquor friends

I am now imagining Dean and Mary Berry as drinking buddies. In canon. 

Let the glory of this post cleanse your soul.

Television: A very merry Mary Berry week.

⬆ With talks of the impending second season, Stranger Things is levitating at No. 3.
RuPaul’s Drag Race all-star season snatches the No. 10 spot.
☆ Snoop Dogg’s favorite show (really), The Great British Bake Off, returns at No. 12.

Originally posted by rnauraisles

Movies: Sorry about this.

Kubo and the Two Strings moves up, up, up, up, up, up (six spots!) to No. 4.
Thor: Ragnarok debuts at No. 8 with a thunderous clap.
⬇︎ Sausage Party goes limp, sags three spots to No. 6.

Music: Boy, bye.

Beyoncé (No. 4) performed her entire album at the VMAs.
Melanie Martinez comes back and kicks back at No. 5 after releasing two new videos.
☆ Fifteen years gone, but never, ever forgotten. Aaliyah holds down the No. 13 spot.

Celebrities: The Kale King will rise again.

Bella Thorne (No. 1) proudly announced her bisexuality.
☆ The incredibly beautiful, smart, talented, and hilarious Leslie Jones is No. 4. Team Leslie.
⬇︎ Misha Collins, a professional at traversing the extreme ends of this list, falls thirteen spots to No. 18.

Originally posted by haderwiigs

Games: Something for the lovers, something for the fighters.

Mystic Messenger can’t be ignored. It rises even higher up to No. 5.
Clash of Clans debuts at No 14. What took so long?

Web stuff: A little selfie love never hurt anyone.  

Cr1TiKaL returns to No. 16 after posting a rare selfie.
⬆ After his VMA performance, Troye Sivan nudges on up to No. 11.
Mary Berry 'to lead new rival' to the Great British Bake Off on the BBC
Mary Berry is being lined up to join Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins in a new BBC cookery competition, after Paul Hollywood became the only Great British Bake Off presenter to follow the programme to Channel 4.

This article is great. Highlights include:

- Mary Berry refused to even enter formal talks with Channel 4. LOL. 

- The BBC have told Mary she’s going to be there go-to cookery host until she chooses to retire

- The BBC is already in talks with Mary, Mel and Sue to produce a competition for next summer

- The BBC rushed to put out Mary’s announcement she wasn’t going with the show because they heard Paul was putting out his statement that day and wanted to undermine him

- Channel 4 have said that the show will run longer than 60 minutes so that the adverts don’t eat into the show’s running time (called it)

I’m now firmly in the camp of being so resentful of Love Productions for imploding my favourite show that I’m hoping the BBC will twist the knife by exercising the stipulation in their contract that says they can’t have the GBBO main format on another channel until 2018, giving themselves time to launch their new, sure-to-be awesome show. Stick it to ‘em, Auntie Beeb.