10/10 100% 5 Stars A+ characters: Marvin from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

I’ve calculated your chances of survival, but I don’t think you’ll like it.

anonymous asked:


Everyone says that. Or Snape, which was incidentally the same actor. I’d much prefer to be Marvin the Nihilist robot.

Alan Rickman is rolling in his grave at the moment.

Prompt:  Percy finding out about Nico and Will, and turning into a living exclamation point?

For @mikeybound

by @marvin-the-depressed-robot-42

  • “I don’t want to do this,” Nico said warningly.
  • “Come on!” Will coaxed. “We’re already here, and you know he’ll be hurt if he thinks you purposely didn’t tell him.”
  • “But, Will!!” Nico protested
  • It was too late. Will had already knocked on Percy’s apartment door.
  • A muffled “just a minute!” came from inside. Nico glared at Will. He shrugged.
  • Percy swung open the door with a muffled yawn.
  • “Hey. What are you guys doing up so early?”
  • “Percy, it’s 12:40.” Nico replied, exasperated.
  • “oh.” he said, sleepily.
  • There was an awkward silence,
  • Then Will broke it saying, “So… Can we come in?”
  • “Oh!” Percy said, “Right!”
  • He stepped aside to let them in.
  • Nico looked around, picking up some odds and ends lying around while Percy bustled around in the kitchen.
  • “Do you guys want coffee?” He asked. When no one answered, he said, “I’ll make you two some coffee.”
  • Once the coffee was made and they were sitting at Percy’s kitchen table, Percy finally asked, “So why are you here?”
  • Nico looked down into his mug. Seeing his reaction, Will said, “We have something to tell you.”
  • Percy immediately grew serious. “Oh no. Is everything ok? Did something happen at camp? Oh shit, did something happen to Annabeth??” He got up and started pacing.
  • “No, no, it’s nothing like that!” Hesitantly, Percy sat down. It’s good news, in fact.“ Will said. “Nico?”
  • Nico cleared his throat. “Um, yes. News. So, you know I’m not…. Straight.”
  • “Yeah……?” Percy said. “Where is this going?”
  • “Uhhhh…. MeandWillaredatingnow”
  • He said this all in one breath, and then looked down into his lap, ashamed.
  • Will grabbed his hand and smiled, while Percy remained silent.
  • When Percy finally spoke he said, “This is… FANTASTIC!!!”
  • “What?” Nico said, confused.
  • Percy pulled out a bottle of champagne from a cabinet. “This calls for a CELEBRATION!!!!”
  • “Percy, NO!! WE’RE UNDERAGE!!” Nico yelled
  • Percy looked at him, held up a finger and whispered, “shhhhhhhhh. Today is your day.”
  • Nico sighed. He knew this would happen.

Players: Hal, Dirk, Dave, Bro, and D

Summary: The birth of an artificial intelligence requires a lot of caffeine, late nights, persistence, and a duck. Dirk works hard to bring Hal into existence for a school project, but the little program is destined to become so much more. (Rated Teen, Hal is in Bold Italics)

“For this assignment I would recommend BotLang or STRIPS but feel free to branch out if you find something a little more suitable. The objective is to create something that resembles an artificial intelligence. We are not asking you to actually program an artificial intelligence because that would be way beyond your capabilities. Does anyone know of any examples of simulated artificial intelligence?”


“Hal 9000?”

“GlaDOS! No, Wheatley!”

“AM? None of you will probably get that reference.”

“Marvin? He was a sucky robot, does that count?”

Dirk shook his head. Glad to know they were all nerds in the class. “Cleverbot,” he answers confidently.

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Okay. Three things on my to-do list today. One: Draw a portrait of Dean for my mom’s birthday. It was two days ago and I’m such a crappy person because I didn’t even get her anything. Two: Draw Marvin the Robot or something from Hitchhiker’s Guide because I just made it up to 42 followers today! Three: Draw Sam for Sam’s birthday.
I know I can’t do them all, but that won’t stop me from trying.

Prompt: Could you write Jason going "Will? Nico's a kid from the 30's and just came out. You're his first boyfriend and if you do anything to hurt him I will smite you."?

for @mikeybound 

by @marvin-the-depressed-robot-42

  • Jason walked into the dining pavilion just in time to see Nico and Will in the middle of a heated kiss.

  • Jason cleared his throat, startling Nico and causing him to practically shove Will into a nearby table in his attempts to get away.

  • “Umm…I..I gotta… I’m just going to…. BYE!!!” Nico stuttered, his cheeks reddening, before running past Jason and away from the pavilion.

  • Jason advanced toward Will, who looked quite intimidated. Jason looked angry, and when he was angry, he struck fear in the hearts of Amazons. He grabbed Will’s shoulder and spun him around, slamming him gracelessly into a wall.

  • “Listen.” Jason growled. “Nico is one of the sweetest people I’ve met, once you get past the tough exterior. He’s a gay kid who lived most of his life in the 30s. His mother and sister died. He wasn’t accepted in the places he belongs because of his parentage. And if you hurt him, in any way, I cannot be blamed for what happens to you.”

  • Will gulped.

  • “Do you understand?” Jason shouted, his voice echoing around the empty pavilion, as he pushed Will against the wall for emphasis.

  • “Yes!” Will managed to squeak. “I get it! I understand!”

  • Jason released Will slowly with suspicion written all over his face.

  • He turned on his heel and left the dining pavilion, secretly pleased with his performance, leaving Will alone in the empty pavilion nursing his hurt shoulder.

anonymous asked:

What are a few books you'd recommend someone read? That you really like? I'd like some new books to read and I figured I'd ask you?

oh boy, you’ve really opened pandoras box now, because i have a lot

here we go, I’m going by genre:


The Barsoom Series (also known as the John Carter books) by Edgar Rice Burroughs. There are eleven books in the series, but they’re really short. This shit is gonna be 100 years old in two years, but it still holds up. Attractive, sarcastic motherfucker goes to mars, meets aliens, action happens. Has badass warrior ladies, which was huge for that time period. If you’ve seen the movie, you kinda know the gist of it, but holy crap the movie is shit compared to the books. 

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. Technically six books, but Adams died before he could write the sixth so Eoin Colfer stepped in and wrote it. World gets blown up to make a hyperspace bypass, the last man alive and a cast of ridiculous characters end up traversing the universe together. Marvin the depressed robot is the greatest character you will ever meet. This series is fucking insane. It’ll make you fall to the floor gasping for air one minute, and the next it’ll fuck your mind so bad you need to stare at a wall for an hour. Everything is connected. And I do mean fucking everything. Some of the best comedy I’ve ever read.

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton. It’s Jurassic Park, you know what the fuck it’s about. But the book is a lot different and a shit ton more intense than the movie. I had nightmares about this shit. It’s great.


Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor. Three books, but they’re pretty damn long. Holy fucking shit, this series. It’s one of those things that no matter how many times you try to explain it, you just can’t. It’s one of the most beautifully written and brilliantly imagined series I’ve ever read. The characters feel alive, the magic feels real, and the tears you’ll shed are definitely gonna be real. If you like mythical creatures, mystery, magic, paradoxes, and some of the most gorgeous writing you’ll ever read, this is the book for you.

Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Stand alone book. The most absurdly amazing book you’ll ever read. Basically, an angel who sucks at being an angel and a demon who sucks at being a demon like the world the way it is, so they decide to sabotage armageddon. But somebody has misplaced the antichrist. It’s fucking hilarious, very clever, riddled with Queen songs, and just when you think it can’t get any more insane, it does. Holy shit it does.

The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini. Four books in the series. Dragons. Magic. An evil ruler that has to be defeated. All the classic fantasy you could possibly want, written beautifully. 

Urban Fantasy:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan. Five books in the series. Modern day Greek Mythos. Fucking hilarious first person narration given from one of our many demigods, Percy Jackson. The chapter titles are a gift to this world, shit like “I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher.” Good gods, do yourself a favor and read this.

The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. Fifteen books so far, not stopping any time soon. This series has it all. Humor, heartbreak, magic, amazing villains, mystery in Chicago. The main character is the most wisecracking wizard to ever exist, I’ve fallen off the bed laughing several times due to the narration alone. The world is amazingly well developed, the characters are perfect, the writing is hilarious, but also incredibly fucking sad when it needs to be. I can’t say too much without giving away spoilers, but if you’re willing to start this monster of a series, it’s absolutely worth your time.

The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Claire. Six books. This series is very well written, the shadow world is amazingly well developed, it’s funny, heartbreaking, badass, and a really entertaining read. Plus, a couple gay and bisexual main characters. Very angelic based, most of the main characters are nephilim, keeping ‘order’ in the shadow world, which doesn’t bode well for the other magical creatures that exist. Revolts happen, and wars break out, causing several cases of severely questioned morals, so if you like that sort of thing, this series is definitely up your alley. Magnus Bane is a gift to humanity.

The SPI Files by Lisa Shearin. Two books so far. Very similar to the Dresden Files, magic wise. The main character is a tiny, hilarious, adorable, blonde, tequila drinking, powdered-donut loving Seer in a supernatural agency full of badasses. Very funny, the one liners in these books are legendary. It’s a very unknown series, but it’s really good, and I’d really love to see more people read it.

These are just off the top of my head, so there are plenty more I didnt think of just now…

go read! and I’m sorry for probably ruining your life!