Marvel's The Avengers

Have you seen my son!? He’s about this tall and obviously gay, but we haven’t had the talk yet
—  Tony Stark, on losing Peter in a crowd probably

Steve: Look, did you know about this? Mortals being dropped from twenty feet. It’s unbelievable. 

Bucky: I know, right? Twenty feet? Walk it off. 

Steve: Buck, you do know that normal people don’t just “walk off” a twenty-foot fall, right? 

Bucky: So… all those times I pushed Barton off a building and he was all “Ahhh!”, he wasn’t just being funny? 

Clint: No. 

Tony: I thought it was funny, Bucky.

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natasha romanoff - black widow throughout the movies

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On this day, May 4, Joss Whedon and Marvel assembled The Avengers for their first feature film.

Five years later, that film continues to be a big hit, and remains one of my favorite movies of all-time, alongside Spider-Man 2, Toy Story 3, and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Thank you Marvel, Kevin Fiege, Joss Whedon, and all the actors and filmmakers involved with the making of this wonderful film. Without it, we would never have seen the sudden emergence of other studios making shared universes in film, such as the DC Extended Universe, Legendary’s Godzilla/Kong Universe, and Universal’s Monster-verse that will begin with The Mummy later this year. The movie fan in me is too happy to see all these classic characters coming back for another encore.

I look forward to seeing Earth’s Mightiest Heroes next year in The Avengers: Infinity War, and I am even more excited to see Spider-Man join the team. Keep being awesome, Marvel.

  • Wade: I'm quick at Math.
  • Peter: What's 14 into 27?
  • Wade: 56.
  • Peter: That's not even close!
  • Wade: But it was quick.
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Anthony Stark (Iron Man)

Earth 616 vs MCU 

  • Focus: Stark Eyes

“I am intrigued by the smile upon your face, and the sadness within your eyes” ― Jeremy Aldana

No, but this could totally be put to good use.

What if we had all of these guys collaborate and sing those 60s themes of the respective heroes they’re associated with? I want to hear Chris Evans sing “When Captain America throws his mighty shield” at some point in my life.

  • Steve: So, Wade, what are your interests?
  • Wade: Your son in my room.
  • Steve: What?
  • Wade: The sun and the moon. Astrology.

Bucky: [Notices he’s being watched at a distance] Who is that? Why, it’s Tony Stark!

Bucky: [Waves to Tony] Hello, Tony!

[Tony ducks and hides while Bucky turns to T'Challa]

Bucky: He’s just shy because I’ve tried to kill him so many times.

T'Challa: Ah.