I want Ryan Murphy to remake another Feud about that time Zinedine Zidane headbutted Marco Materazzi in the chest and everyone will still be doing that unbearable, theatrical “fabulous, dahling!” thing that he loves so much and dressing like aging Hollywood starlets but this will never be addressed either on the show or in interviews about the show. Like no one ever explains why Zidane has a ~fierce~ pillbox hat glued to his scalp because he’s bald