Manok

Sziasztok manok
  • Vagyok most olyan hangulatomba es kedvembe, hogy segitek. Soha nem tudtam, jol fogalmazni, szoval ezt nezzetek el koszi.
  • Az a lenyeg, hogy ha barmi problemad van, vagy szomoru vagy , ha nem erzed jol magad akar a borodben vagy csak ugy szimplan esetleg valakivel megosztando problemad van vagy ha csak unatkozol es beszelgetni akarsz valakivel akkor IRJ NEKEM. Segitek, meghallgatlak, felviditalak, tamogatlak es tanacsot adok! 😁 irjatok batran!!!

anonymous asked:

okay so this concept of yousef x sana x elias... bruh that trio would literally break the earth. like imagine like yousef and elias chilling and watching tv and sana just walks in and just lounges straight onto the sofa and lifts her feet straight onto elias' legs and elias is like 'move man your feet stink and plus i got guests go back to your room' or smth like that and sana's like 'its juss yousef like yousef you dont mind do you?' and yousef being the bean he is is juss gonna start babbling-

and he’s say smth like ‘ofc not i’d never mind you’ and then like everything freezes and yousef kinda shrivels up into himself bc he can’t believe he just said that and elias is laughing and sana turns beat red and elias is like 'kay so if yousef don’t mind your company, put your feet on him not me’ and sana just blushes even more and yousef juss buries himself further into the sofa and sana’s like 'you know what i think i will go to my room’ and yousef kinda chokes a 'bye haha’ after her and elias is juss smirking and as soon as sana leaves the room yousef explodes on him like 'brooo tff why you gotta do that im so dead ohmygod’ and elias just sitting through it all with that smirk noticing that sana is just outside the door hearing everything so he can’t help himself and goes to yousef 'bruh y'all do whatever yall want, juss dont make me an uncle before im 30’ and yousef just chokes on himself and sana runs to her room dying and elias just laughing and yh they’re gonna kill me
jdbfkjg i apologise for that long ass- thingy and the fact that its broken into various pieces but honestly it would be so lit and also your blog is lit like it makes me so happy man

OK but who gave you the authority to make me squeal at this in my bedroom at 2am RUDE 

ALSo, this is canon FIGHT ME like ??? this is literally the cutest thing ever bc 100% elias would always be in the know and just tease them all the time and sana would glare at him but she’d blush so obviously and then he would just tease her further and yousef would just be sitting there thinking….this family istg IM SO

also, dont apologize!!!! i love getting these cute headcanons because im always at the edge of my seat waiting for the continuation of the next ask bc ITS SO CUTE and thank you for liking my blog ! im happy it makes you happy :)

TSAMU2017

Sa mga nakasama ko mula ng dumating ako, @hawhawkarabaw @medyo-gaga @pleasesmilewheneveryoureadthis @singko-girl @estranghera @tammyhiddenfeelings @imyoursweetestrevenge Salamat sa inyo. Super nagenjoy ako na kasama kayo kahit na eto yung unang beses na nagkita tayo. 👍🏻

Sa mga nakita ulit, @reynanghugot (na hindi ma-tag), @emptyserendipity @sdkulas @curioshittyy @guiltytoledo @notyourkenji @anaventurer @cm-psycho @sikolohistang-baliw @thepaparhodspeaks, hope to see you again next year. 💕

Sa mga unang beses na nakita, @alizalakwatsera @peppermintchuuxx @engrhobbit @black-spider-man @nagtataengbolpen @jhellovesyou @pinkrosesandgraveyard, I hope to see more of you next year :)

At kay @lovelettersfromthedead finally! Sis. Nagkita din tayo after a year. For the first time haha. Hindi ko alam na nasa harapan lang kita habang lumalamon ako ng manok. Chos! See you again sis 💕

Sa mga nakita, nakasalubong, nakausap, na hindi ko nabanggit, pasensya na. Hindi ko kase kabisado yung tamang spelling ng url nung iba. See you next year guys!

Rewatching Band of Brothers

Part 5-Crossroads

  • Dick you good it sounds like you need to work on your cardio a bit my man
  • Ok but in all seriousness that opening scene is hella rad bc it seems like you’re running with him
  • Wait do Winters and Nixon share a room holy fuck
  • Aww look how married they are
  • Look how Winters lovingly pats his back and lovingly tells him to get up
  • And look how Nix lovingly tells him to fuck off
  • Annnd Winters proceeds to dump Nixon’s own piss on him
  • After Nixon throws the pillow at him he starts to laugh this man is not innocent

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FILIPINO MYTHOLOGY WEEK

DAY 7: MYTHICAL OBJECTS/SYMBOLS

The Sarimanok is a legendary bird of the Maranao people who originate from Mindanao, a major island in the Philippines. It comes from the words “sari” and “manok.” “Sari” means cloth or garment, which is generally of assorted colors. Manòk, which makes up part of its name, is a Philippine word for chicken.

It is the legendary bird that has become a ubiquitous symbol of Maranao art. It is depicted as a fowl with colorful wings and feathered tail, holding a fish on its beak or talons. The head is profusely decorated with scroll, leaf, and spiral motifs. It is said to be a symbol of good fortune.

@mythos-theos

Kung isang araw, maisip mo ako at itanong mo sa sarili mo kung minahal nga ba kita, sana mabasa mo ang liham na ito.

Yung unang beses na nagtagpo ang ating mga mata, kasabay ng ngiti, kasabay ng pagbati, kasabay ng walang katapusang mga tanong— kamusta? O kumain ka na ba? At nung sinabi kong, sabi na sayo, hindi ako maganda. Isa yun sa pinaka-hindi ko makakalimutang simula. Dahil alam ko, sa gabing iyon, magsisimula tayo.

Biglang naroon ang mga mensaheng pinadala. Ang tsokolate na sa sobrang dami, ipinamigay ko na. Ang manok na tumamis din ang luto dahil siguro naitutulay sa bawat hiwa at bawat buhos ng suka ang tamis na nadarama. Kung paano hindi nagtatapos ang mga paksa na wala naman talagang kabuluhan ngunit walang hanggan nating napag-uusapan dahil sa bawat tawa at bawat nakakatangang bagay na nangyari sa buhay ko— kinakausap kita. Tila ba ang mga parte at estorya na dati ay masakit ay naghihilom, baka dahil sa bawat pagmumura ko, nakikinig ka at nakikinig lang, hindi naghuhusga.

Kung may isang salita na maisasalamin ang nararamdaman ko sa mga oras na iyon, ito ay ang salitang “Masaya” dahil bawat araw na nagtatagpo ang ating mga landas, o nagsasayang tayo ng oras ng magkasama, iyon lang ang nararamdaman ko. Maligaya ako pag nakakatabi kita sa kama— at naroon na naman ang tila hindi nagwawakas at walang katapusang pag-uusap. Tungkol sa akin, tungkol sayo, tungkol sa mga komplikadong bagay na ang gusto natin pero hindi natin makuha, tungkol sa kung gaano kagulo ang mundo, tungkol sa masasakit na nakaraan o sa masasayang pagkakakilala at kung ano pang “kung ano ano lang”. Maligaya ako tuwing kasalo kita sa katahimikan, at titingin lang ako sa maamo mong mukha na tila ba'y namumuong bagyo na nagkukubli lang sa napakatamik na dagat. Alam kong isang araw, pipinsalain mo ako, pero sa mga oras na yun, hinihiling kong sana tumila ka at tuluyang maglaho ang mga takot mo upang maglaho rin ang mga takot kong isang araw, uulan na naman at sasaktan mo ako.

Makahulugan sa akin ang bawat paghawak mo sa aking kamay. At kahit gaano karaming beses man nangyari iyon, isa isa ko paring naaalala ang bawat pagkakataon na nilalapat mo sa palad ko ang palad mo at tinatahak natin ang daan ng magkasama. O kahit nasa sulok lang tayo ng iyong silid, pinapakiramdaman ang tibok ng puso ng bawat isa. Kung inaakala mong hindi ko iyon sinasaulado at itinatago sa isang kahon dito sa aking memorya, nagkakamali ka. Dahil gusto ko ang pakiramdam ng higpit o hapit o bawat pagkapit mo sa akin. At minsan ko ring inakala na ang ibig sabihin nito ay hindi pagbitaw, minsan din akong nangako sa sarili ko na kahit kailan hindi kita iiwanan at hindi kita susukuan kahit dumating man ang oras na itakwil mo na ako palayo at kalimutan nalang. Makahulugan sa aking ang bawat halik na idinadampi mo sa aking balat. Bawat paglalapat ng ating mga labi. Sana naramdaman mo rin na hindi ako ni-minsan napilitan na tanggapin ka at hayaan kang lakbayin ako— sa pinaka malalalim na parte ng pagkatao ko na ikaw lang ang nakakaalam at ikaw palang ang nakarating. At oo, naaalala ko ang lahat. Kahit yung nakaw na halik lang nung gabi na ikaw ay nalasing, sa lahat, iyon ang pinaka hindi ko malilimutan, dahil baka, doon, kahit sa gabing yun lang, naramdaman ko na baka, baka lang naman, may posibilidad na pareho tayo ng nararamdaman.

Naaalala ko ang bawat kwento at bawat salitan na minsan o kadalasan pwede ng gamiting kotasyon. Parang biglang may tumutunog na theme song o sa isang iglap, parang eksena sa pelikula na ikaw at ako ang bida. Yung mga senaryo na hinihiling ng ibang maranasan kasama ang taong mahal nila, nangyayari sa ating dalawa. Perpekto na sana, hanggang sa dumating ang tanong na “ano ba talaga tayo?” At ang mas nakakatawa pa, sa mga oras na iyon, wala akong pakialam. Sumasabay lang ako sa indayog ng kaligayan at iba’t-ibang sensasyon na inihahatid ng pakiramdam kapag kasama kita— masaya. Ni hindi ko na kinailangan ng rason o kung ano mang eksplinasyon kung bakit walang tayo o kung meron man, ano ba. Ni hindi na ako humiling ng kung ano mang estado o kung dapat ba klarado tayo. Hinayaan ko nalang na malaglag ang mga tala na gabi-gabi nating tinitingala at kasabay narin ang mga bagay na hindi ko mabigyan ng tamang katawagan. Sa pagkakataong yun, sapat ng nasisilayan kita at mas higit pa.


Ngunit naaalala ko rin ang bawat pagpapaalam. Malinaw rin sa aking kaisipan ang bawat hakbang ko palayo na kung maaari ko lang hilingin na tumigil ang oras doon sa panahong nasa tabi lang kita, ginawa ko na. Naaalala ko ang pagkasabik na makita kang muli. Naaalala ko ang pakiramdam ng iyong init tuwing niyayakap kita at ang dahan-dahan na pagpikit ng iyong mga mata tuwing siniil mo ako ng iyong mga halik. Naaalala ko ang tuwa at galak tuwing nasisilayan ko ang iyong mga ngiti o kahit pag hinahayaan mo akong guluhin ka sa kabila ng iyong pagkakaabala. Naaalala ko ang bawat pagtatapos ng araw na ibig sabihin ay kailangan ko na namang umalis ngunit alam kong gugustuhin kong makita kang muli.

At mas masakit ang huli.

Ang detalye ng huli nating pagtatagpo at pag papaalam. Dahil sa araw na iyon, naramdaman kong hindi at walang pag-asang maipaglalaban ko ang nararamdaman dahil alam kong hindi tayo pareho. Ang huling araw ay ang tanging araw na hindi masaya kahit kasama kita. Dahil balot ang puso ko ng pangamba. Ayokong mawala ka ngunit ayoko ring ipagpilitan ang sarili ko sa taong hindi naman talaga ako gusto.

Kung isang araw, baka sakali lang, maaalala mo ang huling beses na nagkita tayo, nais kong malaman mo na nilingon kita pero wala ka na. At umiyak ako habang tinatahak ko ang daan pauwi ng mag-isa. Batid ko na sa oras na iyon na oras na para sumuko dahil hindi ko kayang ipaglaban ka kasi hindi ka naman akin. Hindi kita kayang panghawakan kasi wala naman akong karapatang pigilan kang maging masaya. Naaalala ko parin ang sakit ng mga sandaling iyon. Dahil iyon ang ating pagtatapos.

Mali, hindi naman kasi talaga tayo nag-umpisa. Paano magtatapos kung hindi naman nag umpisa?

Kung isang araw, maisip mo kung iniisip parin ba kita. Oo, hanggang ngayon, laman ka parin ng bawat buod na ginagawa ko. At nagsusulat parin ako ng mga liham para sayo, ngunit hindi ko ipapadala. Kung isang araw, magtanong ka, kung hinintay ba kita? Oo, hinintay kita kahit ibig sabihin ng paghihintay ay gabi-gabing pagparak at pagluha. Kung magkikita man tayong muli, hiling ko lang, masaya ka. Dahil susubukan kong maging masaya kahit wala ka.

Kung isang araw, maisip mo at itanong mo sa sarili mo, kung minahal kita— Sobra-sobra. Minahal at minamahal pa.

Araw-araw, naiisip ko at tinatanong ko sa sarili ko,
Ikaw ba, minahal mo ba ako?

At “hindi” ang laging sagot ko.

menloz-deactivated20150513  asked:

I know we're south east asian but how close or different are our and a (insert any) polynesian cultures?

Here’s the thing. As Pilipinxs our culture is very diversed based on our indigenous Austronesian roots and of the various influences that has woven into it from thousands of years of trading with now present day Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, Vietnam, Cambodia, as well as China, Japan, and India to hundreds of years of colonization from Spain to the U.S.

Geographically speaking we are South East Asian and we have many similarities with other SEA countries because of our historic ties with one another. Ideas and religion were exchanged and like many parts of SEA we were once heavily influenced by Hinduism and Buddhism which you can see in the many recovered artifacts of figures and deities in both and in our languages that have many Sanskrit loan words.

However the core culturally and linguistically, minus those influences is Austronesian. Austronesia covers more than half of the world via the sea which is no surprise considering we as Austronesians primarily live on islands (minus a few ethnic groups that landed and settled in parts of Vietnam and Cambodia on mainland SEA) and are sea faring people. The Austronesian regions stretches from Madagascar with the Malagasy ethnic group who first settled there, to maritime SEA, to Vietnam and Cambodia with the Cham ethnic group and other ethnic groups such as the Rade of Vietnam, and the Pattani region of Thailand, to Taiwan with the indigenous groups such as the Tao, Amis, Bunun, Paiwan, Atayal, etc. (not the Han-Chinese who colonized and are the face of Taiwan), and to Polynesia, Micronesia, and Melanesia.

The Austronesians speak the same language family and you can see this in our words for numbers which are the same or cognates and to the word for eye which is mata in almost every language or similar such as maka or the word manuk for bird which its cognates are manok or manu and the word for the number 5 and the hand which is lima which is pretty much the same everywhere. 

Besides our common languages stemming from an unknown mother language in our very distant past, there are a few other things in terms of cultural practices and beliefs that we share in common. One of those practices is the art and spiritual act of tattooing which is known as batok, batuk, fatuk, batik, ta mako, tatak, kakau, ta tau, tau, etc. In pretty much every Austronesian group tattooing is found with the traditional hand tap or hand poked method. Motifs found in the Philippines are also found in Polynesia, Micronesia, and Melanesia and often have the same meanings or similar based on locality.

Another thing we share in common is seafaring and of the outrigger canoe which is known as bangka, jukung, waka ama, vaka, wa’a, va’a, etc. This is the backbone of our history on our islands, how our ancestors arrived, and of our creation myths.

So are Pilipinxs similiar to Polynesians? Linguistically and culturally, minus our influences into our cultures from parts of Asia and of our colonizers, yes we are. However we are not Polynesian or Pacific Islander, I repeat we are not Polynesian or Pacific Islander, unless of course you are say half Pilipinx half Samoan or Hawai’ian, etc. then by all means you are obviously but in general no we aren’t. We may share some similiarities but that is only in due part to our Austronesian heritage.

There is an active Austronesian community group on Facebook ( which I love reading the topics and discussions on there as I have learned a lot ) comprised of those who are Pilipinx, Indonesian, Malaysian, Samoan, Maori, Hawai’ian, and more on there who discuss ones own languages, cultures, practices, events, beliefs, etc. and compare them with other Austronesian groups where we often find new things that we have in common that we wouldn’t know otherwise without these discussions.

so me and kcvnsky were talking abt dream pack blue and i kind of got carried away w blue and proko being bffs ((half of these are his and for the rest u can still blame him bc he didnt stop me)) also this got rly long just letting u know in advance (also also this would not be possible w out kiohne‘s headcanons starting this all)

  • ok so proko and blue drawing w markers on kavinsky’s face when he falls asleep
  • they try to make jiang a cake for his birthday and its a total fail and they almost burn the house down
  • proko and blue making hearts w their hands around swan and skov
  • more on this: they would def make fun of the two of them constantly when they act all domestic and shit
  • if they see any kind of affection between the two of them blue and proko would exaggerate it and make rly obnoxious kissy noises or if swan and skov hold hands, blue and proko would hold hands and skip and swing their arms around them oh man
  • OK SO one night they are listening to weird music in the car and they do this little head bop and they are blasting the music rly loud and they just sit there for hours dancing in the car and swan is yelling at them but they cant hear him
  • when they come inside swan is like “blue the sad part is ur completely sober i can understand if u were drunk like proko over here but ur NOT” and they continue to bop their head as they walk through the house
  • plAtoNIC kIssiNG ((but lbr they have all made out w each other at least once))
  • man oh man do i love this idea 
  • do u want to hear a little story i think u do ok SO 
  • blue notices proko’s lingering stares towards k and tentively asks him abt it one day and at first hes like “no wtf” but then he opens up to her and shes the first person hes talked to abt this and he also listens to her whenever she needs to rant or just talk 
  • so anyway back to my story: proko staring at k one afternoon while he’s on his phone and he gets a text and immediately gets up to leave and proko curling his fist and staring at the floor and clenching his jaw bc he knows who k is texting and is gonna go meet and blue notices and goes over and tries to distract him and he appreciate the effort but nothing will ease the ache in his heart and the pit in his stomach so she pulls him away and they drive up in the mountains and they’re sitting on the hood of the car and proko has a bottle of vodka in his hand and he goes from anger to sadness to desperation back to anger and then finally to acceptance that k will never love him back he will never be someone’s first choice and blue says “hey u will always be my first choice” and he looks down at her and kissed her temple and says “I know little one” and she looks up and full on kisses him on the mouth and she doesn’t mind that she’s not the person on his mind bc that’s not what this is anyway
  • and blue drives proko back to the house bc hes took drunk to even walk straight and bc of that reason she has to help him in the house and blue puts him in his bed and he mumbles from under the covers “pls don’t leave” so blue ends up putting on a pair of prokos sweatpants and one of his t shirts and crawls into bed w him and puts her arm around his waist and they fall asleep like that and in the morning proko is like “I know I got sad abt k and don’t take this the wrong way but ur not rly my type and if we did anything or if u got the wrong idea-” and blue smacks him w a pillow and says “nothing happened dumbass u didn’t want to sleep alone. besides u would be lucky to get a piece of this ass” and proko laughs and he feels a little better and they go downstairs and blue eats yogurt while sitting on the counter and proko is trying, key word trying, to make pancakes and I’m gonna stop right there
  • ALSO ok so whenever the six of them are hangin out/theres a party, for a lot of that time they are always together like its always either proko draped over blue in the chair or blue lounging in prokos lap and theyre ALWAYS absent-mindedly touching like proko running his fingers through her hair or blue tapping her foot against prokos legs and theres nothing romantic they’re just best buds kill me now pls
  • THEY BET ON EVERYTHING! THEY BET ON EVERY SINGLE THING and its not even w money its like “i’ll bet u ur left shoe that i can make k mad before u do” and thats why proko had to walk around w only one shoe all day bc blue can get under k’s skin like no other
  • one day blue comes over and is exhausted helping her mom so she goes up to prokos room and she has her head in his lap and shes talking to proko abt how maybe she doesnt want to be used all the time what if she didnt want to help amplify her moms psychic abilities has anyone ever considered that and proko is stroking her hair and she falls asleep so proko carries her to his car bc as much as he hates to admit it, she cant constantly be over their house so he takes her home and he doesnt wake her up he just carries her inside ((these boys have come and go throughout that house they ladies that live there arent even fazed)) and he goes upstairs and lays her on her bed and tucks her in and everything and he gives her a cute lil forhead kiss goodnight 
  • prokopenko and blue holding hands platonically everywhere and taking 3000 selfies and they’re the kind that take pics of everything and everyone and blue is the one that prints them and puts them on the fridge they don’t use for anything else than milk and ice cream 
  • one whole wall of prokos room is full of the pictures him and blue took. there’s some of them together and separately (blues favorite on the wall is one of proko laughing w his eyes squeezed shut and his head thrown back) (prokos fav is of blue flipping off swan and jiang who are in the background) and there’s a bunch of the pack all together and of each of their cars and blue and proko make it a point to take a picture of each party they have and there’s some of jiang and declan together and some of k and ronan ((but most of the pictures involving ronan have him flipping off the camera or scowling at them)) and there’s some of swan and skov being all gross and domestic and there’s even some of dick gansey and his crew ((quite a few of that one adam guy bc hot damn)) theres some of the sunset from their favorite spot in the mountains
  • when proko is gone blue can’t step inside his room bc she cant bear to look at their wall of memories together

f1typebugattisport  asked:

Top 5 Lilo moments; go:

oh dear god, Jasera, do you even know what you’re asking. are you prepared. for pain. are you aldsjhfjgkhsfkjhdslkf

let’s start off with the moment that pulled me out off bed at 6 in the morning on a rather hot Sunday, dragged me through the pile of clothes strewn all over the floor of my room, down the stairs, all the way outside my house, past the gate, out on to the road, just to have me thrown in the bin, where i emerged–

LILO TRASH

or: here’s a shit post of my top 5 lilo moments


ok no but someone explain this to me.

why?? does liam?? hold on???????

WHY???????

the close up makes it so much worse i–

ok but

WHO THE HELL

THOUGHT THIS

WAS A GOOD IDEA??

NO. NO. DON’T YOU FUCKING DO IT TOMLINSON. DON’T YOU FUCKING–

W   A   R   M

and then

AND THEN THERE’S THIS FUCKING MOMENT

WOW OK PAIN IM IN FUCKING PAIN

x ok but tell me they’re not muttering comforting words into each other’s necks here tell me louis isn’t holding on tight and saying ‘almost’ like ‘we’re almost through this’ ‘it’s almost over’ ‘we’re almost free’ 

what was that, did you want the hug from another angle??

SURE WHY NOT

WOW  W  O  W  W O W  WOW

WOW

Thor: *tears my heart right out my chest and smashes it on the floor* Another!

Me: ayt damn Thor chill man

ok ok but

are we going to pretend like im not putting in the one moment that simultaneously killed and revived me..

🎶I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW🎶

AHA :)

why did louis’ cheeks..hollow out..like..that isn’t how you react normally..what is normal..what is the truth..what is life..

bc every moment deserves a close up and bc

I LIKE TO SCREAM AT THEIR STUPID FACES

WOW 👏🏾 LIAM 👏🏾 WOW 👏🏾 OH NO?? OH NO IS FUCKING RIGHT EXPLAIN YOURSELVES 🔎🔎 NOW 🕐🕑🕒🕓

alright well, to close, we’re going all the way back to fetus direction. fetus louis. fetus liam. fetus lilo.

all the way back to when kissing your mate’s hand bc they hurt it is the proper way to handle things 🙂

wow amazing 🙂 im dead inside 🙂

The End

top 5 lirry moments

top 5 niam moments


Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

HOW TO COOK CHICKEN ADOBO WITH FEELINGS

Step 1. Ihanda ang mga sangkap at rekadong gagamitin. Alangan namang manok na minassacre lang di ba? Ihanda ang bawang, sibuyas, toyo, suka, brown sugar, at paminta. Masarap daw kapag may kasamang pagmamahal. Eh di try mong maghanap sa palengke ng sinasabi mong pagmamahal. Pakyawin mo para masarap na masarap.

Step 2. Simulan sa paggigisa ng bawang at sibuyas gaya ng panggigisang ginawa mo sa jowa mo nung nahuli mo siyang nilike yung DP ng ex niyang lamang ng isang dangkal yung dede kesa sa’yo. 

Step 3. Kapag medyo nagbbrown na ang bawang, ilagay ang chinop-chop na manok. Isuot ang shield at full-faced armor dahil maaari kang mapilantikan ng mantika. #BakaMasaktanKaNaNaman. Hindi ka pa rin ba nadadala?

Step 4. Lagyan ng toyo. Kung wala, magmadaling tawagin ang ex jowa mong makitid ang pang-unawa. May toyo din utak nun. Balatan mo ng buhay tapos patuyuin mo sa likod ng ref.

Step 5. Pakuluan ang manok hanggang lumambot. Kung alam lang sana ito ni Popoy, hindi sana naging ganung katigas si Basha. Tusuk-tuskin para malaman. Mahirap ng mag-assume, alam mo yan.

Step 6. Lagyan ng paminta. Kung wala, dakpin si Piolo. Itaktak ang braso nito. Kung hindi pa siya sapat, mamili sa mga sumusunod kung sino ang mas effective na sangkap (a) Enchong Dee (b) Chicsers © Eric Santos.

Step 7. Haluin ng mabuti at tikman. Kapag medyo maalat, lagyan ito ng konting suka. Tapos kapag umasim naman, lagyan ulit ito ng toyo. Tapos kapag umalat na naman, lagyan mo ulit ng suka. Lagay lang ng lagay. Makukuha mo din yung lasang gusto mo. try lang ng try. #ParangPagibig

Step 8. Lagyan ito ng konting konting asukal para maranasan mo naman yung konting sweetness na nung simula mo lang ata naramdaman sa piling ng jowa mong nagpapakasweet na ata sa iba. Di ko sure.

Step 9. Kapag hindi mo pa rin feel yung lasa, bahala ka na sa buhay mo maarte ka. Andami mong reklamo please. Yung iba nga walang makain eh. Ang mahalaga may chicken adobo ka. Hindi naman nila malalaman yung lasa kapag naiinstagram mo na.

FILIPINO TERMS
  • ANYONE: is the word used to define a person who was left behind.. "Bakit mo ko Anyone?"
  • ALONE: yun ung makikita mo sa dagat. yung ALONE.
  • BOTH: yung sinasakyan ng mga mangingisda.
  • PEACE: yung english ng isda.
  • EGYPT: yung pambansang sasakyan ng Pilipinas.. Egypt, "There's Egypt coming this way, Para!"
  • CARPENTER : Taga pintura ng kotse.
  • I SPEAK: Yung pang crash ng yelo.
  • VIOLET: ung gusto mo pang bumuli ng isa.
  • CLEMENCY: Yan yung maasim na linalagay mo sa pancit.
  • THE RICH ZOO: Ito ay klase ng kalsada na hindi liko liko. Straight lang.
  • PRINTS PRICE: yung binibili sa Mcdo at Jolibee. "Isang regular prints price nga po"
  • BIT HER: not sweet, not sour, not salty, not tasteless. "Ang bit her ng pagkain!"
  • LOVING FEET TWO: sumunod sa labing anim. Loving Feet too
  • TO WAITER: Isang uri ng social network site na pwede kang magfollow at mag-to wait.
  • SURVEY TEST: Yung tagalog ng ICE CREAM.
  • TIMELINE: Malungkot o walang sigla.. “Bakit ang TIMELINE mo?”
  • I SCREAM: eto yung tinatawag nilang sorbetes.
  • FOLLOWED: Ang sasabihin mo sa tindera ng load.
  • FEARFUL: ung isa pang tawag sa color violet.
  • KOREAN TEA: Yan yung nawawala pag nag- brown out.
  • A TRUST: yung lalakad ng pabalik at kabaliktaran ng abante.
  • MAKE DOUGH: Kalaban ng Jollibee.
  • LAUGH IS: Yan yung ginagamit pang sulat.
  • TWO WHILE YEAH: Yung ginagamit after maligo.
  • SICK RATE: Mga bagay na hindi mo maaring sabihin sa iba.
  • SI BEN 11: yung convenience store kung san ka bumibili ng slurpee.
  • SHE FEEL YOU: Yan yung gamit mo pangtotoothbrush.
  • PERSUADING: Ito yung unang kasal.
  • VAIN TEA: Yan yung tagalog ng Twenty.
  • GRABE TEH!: Is the force that causes two particles to pull towards each other.
  • LOW FEET: Sinasabi kapag nakakita ng astig na pangyayari o bagay. Ang Low Feet!
  • DEDUCT: Ang Pato.
  • SHE CAN: Kadalasang ginagawang adobo at afritada. English term ng Manok.
  • DUE CARE: Kalaban ni Batman.
  • SHE KISS: Dyan makakabili ng pizza. Kalaban ng Pizza Hut.
  • GRIN ITCH: Bilihan ng Pizza na kalaban ng She Kiss.
  • DEPRESS: Yan yung English term ng “Ang Pari”.
  • HAVE A: Yan yung sinasabi kapag maganda at benta yung joke.
  • MALICIOUS: Yung mali yung nasuot mong sapatos.
  • MY DOLL: Yan yung tinatanggap ng mga matatalinong mag-aaral.
  • THE VALUE: Yung susunod sa letrang “V”.
  • CALL THERE OH!: Yung gamit sa pagluluto ng kanin.
  • LOVE BEEN THERE: Favorite color ko. Light color ng violet
  • STD: Yung hindi ka gagalaw.
  • FAUCET: Isang uri ng lamang dagat na may galamay.
  • IN SEX: Example nito ay ants, bees, bugs etc
  • SHE CAN: English term ng manok.
  • CITY: Ito ay bago mag-Otsu. City.
  • A LIE: Sinasabi ng mga Chinese kapag nasasaktan.
  • LOVING A NAME: Yan yung kasunod sa Labinlima.
  • TO WAIT: tunog na nililikha ng ibon. To wait, to wait.
  • INNER ROW: Yan yung kasunod ng Pebrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow.
  • THE EGG: Kapag mag magaling siya sa iyo. The Egg ka niya.
  • CONTEMPLATE: Kapag hindi ganun karami ang mga plato sa kusina niyo. Contemplate.
  • COCONUT: Yan ang mangyayari sa chicharong nakabukas ng matagal.
  • EFFORT: Dito lumalapag ang airplane.
  • COPY PASTE BOOK: Kapag sobra ka sa pagpeFACEBOOK, sasabihin sayo ng nanay mo “Itigil mo na nga yang Copy Paste Book Mo!”
  • COUGH FALL: "Ang cough fall ng muka mo!"
  • THE EGG: Kapag mag magaling siya sa iyo. "The Egg ka niya."
  • PLACE: Yan ang salitang ginagamit kapag may pabor kang hinihingi... "Sige na Place!"
  • SWEETS: Ito ung pinipindot para mag on and off ang ilaw.
  • MENTION: yung bahay ng mga RICH.
  • WHY PIE: wireless device for surfing the net.
  • HIDDEN SOLDIER: isang brand ng shampoo.
  • CLAIRE: shampoo brand na kalaban ng “HIDDEN SOLDIERS”
  • ANYHOW: Yan ang tawag sa luto ng mga pagkain na ginigrill tulad ng ANYHOW na manok at ANYHOW na baboy.
  • DEVASTATION: diyan ka pupunta kung gusto mong sumakay ng Bus.
  • FUCK JUAN: yan ung malaking prutas na color green.
  • BIRDIE: Yung tagalog ng green,
  • TEA BALL: kung san tayo Kumakain.
  • CHARTS: pinupuntahan ng mga nagsisimba.
  • CHEAP KNEE: ung Public Utility Vehicle sa pinas.
  • CHEW PEE: yan sinisigaw pag tinataboy ang aso.
  • KPOP: "ang galing mo, kpop the good work!"
  • LONG QUOTE: Ito ung nararamdaman mo pag mag isa ka.
  • DELIVER: sa tagalog "ang atay"
  • THIN A PIE: Yung binibili natin sa Bakery.
  • CONTINUE: "Andami niyo kahapon bakit ngayon ang CONTINUE?"
  • BOO ONE: Tagalog ng moon.
  • MOST KEY TOO: English ng lamok.
  • CALCULATOR: Pag hindi nya pa masagot yung tawag mo, she will just calculator
  • YOU SEE: Tagalog ng cigarette.
  • LOG OUT: pag nahuli kang gumawa ng masama "log-out" ka!!
  • BARREL: Deadly weapon.
  • A SCENE: Yung gamit sa pagluluto na maalat
  • HALF-DAY: ang iyong nararamdaman pagnagkaroon ng sugat. Sentence form: Pare, nagkasugat ako, ang half-day. "Half Day".
  • JUDITD: yun yung fixed na date sa pasahan ng project.
  • DEAR TEH: Sa tagalog Marumi
  • CHOKING: Isang kainan na nagbebenta ng Chinese food.
  • SHOE TIME: yung palabas tuwing 11:30am sa ABSCBN. "It's Shoe Time!"
  • ANCHOR TEST: Babaeng host ng "Its Showtime"
  • BUYS GUN THE: eto yung isa pang host ng "It's Showtime"
  • SEE KNEE: panooran ng movie sa malls.
  • SHE FEEL YOU: yan yung gamit mo pag nagtotoothbrush.
  • WATCHING: Yung sa ACTION movies, Pag nag I-ispadahan sila, Yung sound effect! "Watching ! Watching! "
  • DEDICATE: (act of pasting) ito ay nangangailangan ng GLUE o kahit ano pang pandikit
  • PAY KEY: Kapag hindi original, “PAY KEY” yan.
  • SICK SEA: kapag nakakakita ka ng babaeng maganda ang katawan, eto ang sasabihin mo, "Wow, sick sea!"
  • TOBACCO: Yun yung sinasabi kapag tumaas ang timbang. Tobacco!
  • LITURGY: Ang pang pitong letra sa alphabet na ang kasunod ay letter H.
  • WEIGHT: Ito ay salitang ginagamit para di ka madaliin… "Weight!"
  • RECHARGE: Pangalan ng anak ni Anabelle Rama. "Recharge! Recharge! Asan ang kapatid mong si Rofa?”
  • CHAIRS: Pag may celebration at nag-iinuman sinasabi natin, CHAIRS!! Or CHAIRS kayo diyan!
  • BLOG: Kapag may nahulog mula sa 10th floor. BLOG!
  • HOSTESS: To answer a ringing telephone, you say, “HOSTESS?”
  • CAVITY: Yung lugar paglampas ng Coastal Road. Cavity.
  • FOLK FOLK: Ayoko husgahan ang mga FOLK FOLK.
  • SEEDY: Ang Munting Prinsipe. Seedy.
  • CATTLE: Kung san nakatira ang mga Printeta at Printipe.
  • BITS: Malanding babaeeeeng makati.
  • FULL BOW: Yan yung nilalagay natin sa muka para pumuti.
  • COMPOSURE: isang taong nagsusulat ng mga kanta.
  • SIN TEA: karaniwang ginagawa ng mga broken hearted.
  • MENOPAUSE: Yun yung mag mamano yung jejemon sa lola mo.
  • FOOLING HER: pag nalalagas ang buhok. Pangit shampoo ko, dami ko fooling her.
  • VAN YOU: Dyang naliligo, Umiihi at dumudumi.
  • FEW FEEL: tawag sa mga mag-aaral sa elementary.
  • BOW HULK: Tagalog ng hair.
  • FAST COW: Christmas
  • A NESTEA: sa tagalog, katapatan. A NESTEA is the best policy!
  • FULL LESS: humuhuli sa mga magnanakaw.
  • PART TEA: ginawa kapag may birthday.
  • THOUGHT BRUSH: eto yung panglinis ng ngipin
  • THOUGHT PEACE: eto yung nilalagay sa THOUGHT Brush
  • FETCH THE BALL: eto yung english ng Gulay
  • EAT MY NOSE FOR: eh di equals four!
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Dollar Hits: The Original Filipino Street Food in Los Angeles. <3

So this weekend, My friend and I went to this food truck on Temple St and it made me feel nostalgic. Filipino songs were playing while we were waiting for our orders. The customers were speaking in Tagalog. And the food…. ♥ Oh my! There’s isaw ng manok (chicken intestines), fish balls, kwek-kwek (quail eggs cooked in the orange breading you see above), betamax (grilled chicken blood), and MY FAVORITE isaw ng baboy (pig intestines; shown in the picture above). AHHH. It’s like my childhood all over again. :) 

Some people would probably say “YUCK” to these types of food. I mean, I guess it’s understandable. But if you ever get a chance, try them? :) They are great protein sources! And most of them are REALLY REALLY REALLY delicious, especially if you pair them with the sweet sauce or the vinegar sauce that the vendors make. :D

So yea. Filipino Pride. 

boltenny-is-dead  asked:

What types of drunks do you think the nerd crew and Tadashi would be (including Hiro when he's 21+)?

oh man

ok Tadashi would be such a friggin light weight, it’s not even funny. He would also be such an adorable little drunk, slurring his words together, giggling at everything, and saying really embarrassing things because at that point he has like zero filter.

GoGo would be the type of person who would try to fight everyone, but not in an angry way, more of a “i-could-totally-arm-wrestle-you-into-the-ground” kinda way. She also can hold her own when it comes to alcohol, and doesn’t really seem like she’s drunk, but really she could just pass out at any moment.

Fred gets weirdly deep and philosophical when he drinks. They aren’t as farfetched as his usual ideas (like the invisible sandwich), and he actually comes up with some great stuff. He also becomes incredibly loud and has absolutely no concept of volume control, and is known to get into really passionate debates about comics.

Wasabi doesn’t drink very often, so when he does, he’s always the first to start getting tipsy. He’s usually very quiet, just kinda taking everything in. He gets really riled up if pushed, though, which GoGo usually instigates. He’s also the first to pass out, but never gets a hangover.

Honey’s type A personality gets amplified when she’s drunk by like 15 times. Also she just wants to dance constantly, and often does her own karaoke, regardless of where they are. She is also that Drunk Girl who compliments everyone she sees in the bathroom, and makes like 80 new friends. She goes between talking in rapid Spanish and English without realizing she’s even switching languages. 

And finally, once Hiro is old enough, he’s the kind of drunk that everyone has to keep an eye on constantly because you never know what he’s going to do, and 9 times out of 10, it’s nothing good. He gets “really great ideas” (read: terrible ideas) for inventions that he insists on trying to make right on the spot with whatever is on hand. Also insists that he’s “not that drunk,” but really he’s already blackout.

BEST EXCUSE KAPAG MAY NAGTANONG NG, "BAKIT SINGLE KA PA RIN?"

Nananahimik ka sa buhay mo ng bigla kang tinanong ng friend mong feeling masaya sa buhay taken ng “Ayy. Single ka pa din?” na may halong sarcasm. Sa halip na sampalin mo siya ng pakpak ng manok sa magkabilang pisngi at ingudngod ang sarili mo sa inidoro dahil narealize mong “Tunginuh. Bakit nga ba?”, eto na lang ang sinabi mo ng may naguumapaw na self-confidence.

#MedyoSuperHero

“Dahil kaya ko. Ang pagkakaroon ng jowa ay para lang sa mga mahihina at hindi kayang mabuhay mag-isa.”

#MedyoBadAssBitch

“Eh bakit ang panget mo pa rin? Uweee!”

#MedyoMissTalipapa2015

“Pag sinagot ko ba kung baket magkakaworld peace?”

#MedyoAttorney

“Nasa Saligang Batas ba na dapat maging taken?”

#MedyoDeserveMagkaRebulto

“Pinanganak na single. Mamamatay na single!”

#MedyoFeelingMarian

“Bitch please. Sa sobrang ganda ko, akala nila taken na ‘ko.”

#MedyoRaizaMae

“Grade 4 pa lang ako. Sampalin kaya kita ng crayons?”

#MedyoNakasinghotNgNapkinNaMayDugo

“Excuse me? I’m in a long distance relationship with my jowa. At nasa future siya.”

#MedyoBeastMode

“Ang tanong, bakit ka naging taken?!”

#MedyoNokiaPaMore

“Dahil hindi ko finorward yung chain message na natanggap ko 5 years ago.”

#MedyoForeverMoMukaMo

“Bakit pa ko magpapakataken eh wala namang forever!”

#MedyoSizeNgDedeMoSinceGrade4

“Atleast consistent.”

#MedyoDamayDamayNaTo

“Alam mo yung huling nagtanong niyan sa'ken, namatay.”

For all the people who have worse memory than I do.

“Artikulo Uno! Ang sinumang hindi sumunod sa utos ng punong heneral ang tatanggalan ng ranggo at ipapapatay nang walang paglilitis sa husgado militar!”

Posting some lines that I remember from the movie Heneral Luna! (some of them are probs non-verbatim)

EDIT : MORE LINES ADDED BECAUSE WHY NOT. I DID NOT WATCH THIS FILM 4 TIMES FOR NOTHING.

EDIT 2 : AS OF NOW, I HAVE WATCHED THE FILM 7 TIMES. SO I ADDED MORE AND EDITED SOME.

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Draga Tumblis manok! Csak szeretnem roviden elmondani, hogy mennyire de mennyire csodalatosak vagytok. Mind azert amiken nap mint nap keresztul mentek, illetve azert hogy nem adjatok fel. Ha barmire szuksegetek van, ha tudok valamiben segiteni irjatok! Segitek barmiben. Higyjetek el jobb ha az ember beszel rola, mert addig sem belul marja, teszi tonkre az a kellemetlen erzes. En mar csak tudom. Kemeny egy evembe telt mire meggyogyultam, es elmondhattam magamrol hogy igen is boldog vagyok, oszinten boldog. Mar nem kell hazudnom se magamnak, se masoknak ezzel kapcsolatban. En is vagdostam magam, hanytattam magam, gyogyszereztem magam, nem ettem. Pszchiatrian es rendes korhazban is voltam. De idovel rajottem, hogy nem mas tett tonkre, hanem en sajat magamat. Mindig van ki ut! Egy masik ut, sosincs olyan hogy vege. Mindig lehet elore menni, csak olykor megeri megallni es pihenni, hogy ne zuhanjunk ossze. A lenyeg, hogy az elso lepes az elfogadas. Muszaj elfogadnunk magunkat azert hogy elkezdjuk a gyogyulast. Sok sikert es kitartast kivanok mindannyiotoknak! Szeretlek
titeket, erosek vagytok. En hiszek bennetek! Kuzdjetek babaim es tietek lesz minden!☺️
Ten on Ten

The ten filmmakers of this year’s Cinema One Originals film festival talk more about their entries and the things that inspired them.

Alec Figuracion on Bitukang Manok

“I’ve always been a fan of non-realistic fiction. I love stories about the uncommon, but at the same time I am curious about people. This story came to life because I’ve always wanted to make films about flawed characters in unbelievable situations. I hope the audience acknowledges the characters in this film, whether they find them relatable or unsympathetic. I want them to see how unstable the human psyche can be when pushed to the breaking point.”

Kanakan-Balintagos (Auraeus Solito) on Esprit De Corps

“I wrote this play when I was 17. More than two decades later, I realized it was time to adapt the play to film, especially since the younger generation doesn’t have an idea of how it was to grow up during the Marcos dictatorship. It’s been disturbing that there’s been a revival of the “Marcos as hero” myth. This generation has no idea of what it was like in a time of no freedom and when the President had absolute power that corrupted him absolutely. But the disillusionment to the new government is the result of this. Yet we must never ever forget those dark times. This is my contribution for the healing of our culture of forgetting.”

Malay Javier on Hindi Sila Tatanda

“It’s really not about an alien waiting for love, but an Indigo child looking for someone to spread his seed with. And during this process, he learns the human emotions entangled along the mating practice. I don’t want to sound too crazy, but honestly, I’ve been caught up these past few years with the arguments of ancient astronaut theorists… Alien astronauts maybe living in other parts of the world, not only in monumental cities or countries. It may be far more logical to think that if aliens already live among us, they would choose to settle in smaller populations or countries with less international attention.”

Sigrid Andrea Bernardo on Lorna

“It’s not only about a love story. It’s about getting old and being alone. Everyone grows old not unless you die young. Age is something that we neglect because we are afraid of losing our youth or afraid of dying alone. As you age, it’s not only the physical issues but also the emotional challenge that you have to deal with it. When you reach that age, you will always go back to your past but now, you learn how to accept and learn from it. You learn how to move on. I wanted Lorna to portray the woman who never gave up. I wanted to tell the story through Lorna’s eyes, how she feels about love in the most complex way, and how she deals the pain of aging and being alone.”

Jay Abello on Red

Red is a love story.  What makes it unique is that it’s a crime-solving film. What I find interesting in all the other crime stories I’ve come to know is that nobody really knows the truth—except those who were really there—and the most interesting part is that the version that stays as truth is usually the best story told by the best storyteller. We love good stories and we look for it every day. Storytellers exist because we want them to tell us stories. It doesn’t matter if they’re really completely true or not just as long as they’re good stories or they’re told really well.”

Remton Siega Zuasola on Soap Opera

“In Ang Damgo ni Eleuteria there’s a foreigner character, although we never saw that person, he was a huge factor in the progression of the story. In Soap Opera, the foreigner is present in the film and plays a big role in the lives of the main characters. This is an attempt in humanizing these lonely people who come to our country hoping to find happiness. This is the flipside of the story of Ang Damgo ni Eleuteria where we mainly see the Filipina being on the losing end, while in Soap Opera it’s the foreigner who is clueless and vulnerable. I have a third story of this trio where a Filipino and a foreigner are truly falling in love. This completes the exploration of the different facets of these relationships.”

Nash Ang on Seoul Mates

Yung pinaka premise ng film ay galing sa kaibigan kong transsexual na ilang beses nang nakapag-boyfriend ng Korean without revealing her real identity. For Alice’s part, the beauty pageant is based on a real one organized by Filipinos in Korea. I was inspired to write that into the script because I was the crowned male winner of Ginoo at Binibining Kalinangan Korea in 2012. As for Joon, the back story is real. [It came] from one of my interviews before we wrote the script. Yung dalawang real stories na ‘yun, pinag-clash namin, then the film was born.”

Antoinette Jadaone on That Thing Called Tadhana

Tadhana is my sort of dream project, kaya iba ‘yung kaba and excitement. It’s not really a romantic comedy per se. It’s a love story that just happens to be a little funny sometimes. What makes it different, I guess, is that—‘di ba sabi nila, sa pelikula, dapat show, don’t tell?—Tadhana does the opposite. Tell, don’t show ito. Mace and Anthony are two people talking throughout the film—from John Lloyd to One More Chance to their lost dreams to their heartbreaks. At first, I was afraid na baka walang chemistry [sina JM at Angelica], kasi we didn’t have the luxury of time and money to have them undergo workshops. But the moment the camera rolled, wala, sila na talaga si Mace at Anthony. Ang swerte ko sa kanila.”

Paolo O’Hara on The Babysitters

“Starting with short films is an advantage for me in terms of storytelling. Sa short film, dapat precise ka, dapat maikwento lahat in a short period of time. Tatanggalin mo lahat ng palamuti; direct to the point dapat; so I tried applying that sa full length ko. I love the mixture [comedy and realism], ganun kasi sa totoong buhay. Kahit gaano kadrama ang buhay natin, makakakita ka pa din ng mga funny moments. In terms of structure, tragic-comedy pa rin siya. Pero ang directorial approach ko ay ibaKinuwento ko siya sa point of view ng isang character, a la Brechtian style sa theatre.”

Dodo Dayao on Violator

“Someone from the staff made a remark about the sheer number of conversations we were shooting. I made a joke about how we were really making a mumblecore horror film, and it sort of stuck, and it also sort of made sense. Dialogue really is something of a void in domestic cinema. Some get it right, sure. But most of it’s awful, either over-written or under-written or just plain written. I do sweat over the dialogue on paper. Then I sweat about it even more retro-fitting the lines to the actors. I am almost intolerably anal about dialogue. It’s my grievance and my crusade both.”