Mama's-Sauce

ORANG MAN BOOK OF 1000 MORTAL LAWS (11-20)

11: Smonk weed
12: but don’t wear weed socks u fukin scrub
13: love u mama and papa
14: that pussy to die 4
15: call me daddy one more time and I will kill you
16: you will go to hell if ur not buried in a fursuit
17: notices ur bulge, owo what’s this
18: without sauce you are lost
19: you can also get lost in the sauce
20: mama Mia that’s a spicy meatball

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anonymous asked:

Recipe for that enormous taco?

Corn Masa, water & a pinch of salt & mixed it in a 12 inch nonstick pan so it was about an 1/8″ thick.  cooked it like a crepe.  piled on a pan full of hash browns, fat free refried beans to get them to stick to the tortilla so it wouldn’t break when I folded it.  filled it with black beans cooked in store bought salsa from whole foods, steamed brown rice, shredded romaine, cabbage, tomatoes, jalapenos, uptons chorizo, nacho mamas cheez sauce, cilantro, done!