Jefferson: Hamilton is a host unto his himself. As long as he can hold a pen, he remains a threat.

Madison: Break his hands.

Jefferson and Burr: what

Madison: what

Stuff From the Hamilton Biography Pt. 1
  • Four of the five Schuyler sisters eloped
    • Cornelia Schuyler actually climbed out a window, down a rope ladder, and into a waiting carriage
  • Angelica played guitar
  • While at Princeton, Madison only slept four or five hours per night
  • “A perpetual magnet for controversy.” -Chernow about Hamilton
  • As a lawyer, Hamilton had a hair appointment at the barber every day
  • “He is a grave, silent, strange sort of animal, inasmuch that we know not what to make of him.” -Aaron Burr about himself.
  • Hamilton’s favorite child was his fourth: James Alexander. 
  • Alex and Eliza went to the theatre often
  • Madison had a front-row center seat at the constitutional convention
  • Hamilton claimed that he “forgot” to add God in to the constitution.
  • Washington doubted that the new government would survive twenty years
  • Loads of people knew that Madison, Jay, and Hamilton wrote The Federalist Papers, even though they were anonymous
  • Nathaniel Pendleton one said about Hamilton: “His eloquence…seems to require opposition to give it its full force.”
  • People called John Adams, “His Rotundity.”
  • One time, Ham and Mad played with a monkey in a neighbor’s yard. 
  • Jefferson also had reddish hair
  • Jefferson flirted with married women all the dang time
    • This is how he met Angelica
  • Madison most likely introduced Ham to Jeff
    • Alex & Eliza actually hosted a welcome dinner for him
  • Madison was so skilled at cutting deals he was dubbed, “the big knife.”
  • Jefferson had a migraine when he had the shady dinner with Hamilton
  • Eliza owned a pair of pink slippers that Martha Washington left at her house
  • Hamilton’s favorite pastime was singing duets with his daughter, Angelica
  • Chernow calls the Reynold’s affair, “One of history’s most mystifying cases of bad judgement.”
Lafayette, the Musical
  • Burr: The world's gonna know your name. What's your name, man?
  • Lafayette: Marie-Joseph-Paul-Yves-Roch-Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette. My name is Marie-Joseph-Yves-Roch-Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette.
  • Burr: ...
  • Madison: ...
  • Jefferson: ...
  • Laurens: ...
  • Lafayette: And there's a Million Things I haven't done. But just you wait ...