WWE house show report Macon, GA: Ambrose vs Owens; Reigns vs Rusev

Intercontinental Championship –Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens: Dean was over with the crowd and the crowd hated Kevin Owens. This match was glorious. These two are so amazing in the ring. After some good back and forth, KO hit the pop-up powerbomb, but Dean kicked out. After that, they had some more back and forth until Dean pulled off the Dirty Deed for the pinfall. Dean Ambrose is a class act. As soon as the match was over, he walked around taking selfies and ringside with the fans and signed a ton of autographs. Dean was OVER with the crowd. I’d say his reaction was #3 of the night.

Roman Reigns vs. Rusev: Man, the place came UNGLUED when Roman came through the crowd. Easily pop #1 by an incredible margin. He got a quick upper hand and then Rusev walked out on the match. He took a microphone and said that since Roman was no longer champion, and it wasn’t a championship match, he was done. Roman ran up the stage and brought him back. Crowd loved that. Roman and Rusev went back and forth until Rusev got the Accolade on. (Remember when that move was incredible?) Roman quickly powered out, got the superman punch, got the spear, and it was over.


The name ‘Whoopee’ was a reference to a sexual slang, popularized by the Gus Kahn-penned tune “Makin’ Whoopee“ and the TV game show The Newlywed Game. Facilitating the double entendre, the second team’s mascot was the whooping crane, menaced by a bee (“the birds and the bees”).

Just remembered how I, as a teenager angsting away in middle Georgia, attended hockey games to support a team that was basically named “Doin’ It,” AND DIDN’T EVEN PAUSE TO APPRECIATE THE LAYERED SYMBOLISM OF THE LOGO.

How is this art?

So apparently there are people in my city signing petitions to keep this wall that was put up by a popular cafe in my area called Roasted. Coffee shop by day, hipster party spot by night.

Anyway, people are mad because the city wants them to take the piece of wood down but the hipster kids are arguing saying that it’s “artistic” or it fits the “indie character” of the place.

Um, no. It’s pieces of wood nailed together to separate two business. If you consider that “art” then I bet you’re a sucker for construction sites.


SHOTS FROM ‘THE BIG HOUSE’, The Allman Brothers Museum

They created the sound of “Southern Rock”

The Allman Brothers Band was formed in March 1969 by legendary guitarist Duane Allman. An offer to sign with Capricorn Records brought the band to Macon, GA. Duane and his fellow band mates – brother Gregg, Dickey Betts, Butch Trucks, Jaimoe and Berry Oakley – combined a wicked brew of blues, rock, jazz and country into a new musical genre.

In January 1970, Berry Oakley and wife Linda rented a Tudor-style house on Vineville Avenue. Duane and Gregg moved in as well. The house, “The Big House” became the center of the band’s activities during those early years.

Today, the Big House has been restored as an Allman Brothers Band Museum, showcasing guitars and other musical instruments, clothing, photos, posters, gold records, a vast collection of memorabilia and state of the art technology.

The Allman Brothers Band Museum at the Big House guarantees that the dreams, music and legacy created so long ago by the band will live on; your support of the Big House Foundation makes this possible, and we thank you for your contributions.
Pastor Won’t Swallow Starbucks’ Gay Propaganda, Spits That Its Lattes Contain the “Semen of Sodomites”

A crazy New York City Pastor believes gays are putting their spunk into Starbucks lattes, or cappucinos. No, I am not making that up. That’s not an Onion parody.

Pastor James Daniel Manning states:

“… and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes. It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell. My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavors up the coffee, and makes you think you’re having a good time.”

“I want to tell you that there will not be a public sodomite in Harlem in not too many days. And Starbucks will close. Starbucks will be found perverting is customers and perverting human sexuality as if drinking Starbucks is some sort of a sacrificial ritual bath where they kill the innocent babies and drink their blood in some of these meetings that are had by these fraternal or sorority groups. Starbucks has for years been using sexual fluids to prosper their businesses, and the truth is now coming out.”

So that is why Starbucks drinks cost so much, all the extra work they they have to do, spilling blood, sweat, tears and other bodily fluids to make them. I can see why. Insert your own joke here.

  I couldn’t make this up, if I tried. The anti-gays are literally going insane now.