polka mans

So me and @bottledsleep​ were at a con and we found some fuckin T R E A S U R E S

a patrat with a pretty good perspective on life

a wigglytuff with a transparent personality

a machoke with acid-reflux

regigigas that never earned its stripes

a hariyama with at least one eye on the prize

an excadrill with some palette issues

this one looks fine

this fucking gardevoir with a drug problem

i don’t even know where to start with this one

this roserade had a wild vegas night

a stump of a dustox

grovyle had a jaw-dropping experience

a crocanaw that’s just glad to be here

and this poor swampert who tragically contracted a deadly case of play-doh face

Macho Chimchar tend to be much more competitive than their purebred kin, always wanting to be the strongest Pokémon. Wrestler Monferno take this competitive drive further by refining their fighting techniques, and Champion Infernape are so confident in their abilities that they never doubt that victory is imminent. 

Requested by @zanrathkanhael!